The hospital I work at has a policy that you can bring your children and pets to the hospital in the event of an emergency, and they will be watched. Whenever we talk about disaster policy, it comes up that Imp will be the one herding a flock of chickens & cats down the hill.
Imp- I always say "No thank You, unless the children are eaten first"
Imp- I always say "No thank You, unless the children are eaten first"
