Son needs songs for school project that make no sense

[mamagardener]

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or anything by Lady Gagme

 

[Sugar Sand Farm]

check out this website back40chickenranch.com Every page has a different nonsense song some of them will have you laughing.

 

[PineappleMama]

And let's not forget about...

A peanut sat upon the track
His heart was all aflutter.
Around the bend came a choo choo train.
Toot! Toot! Peanut Butter!

Rammstein could work... to most folks anything in German makes no sense.
But donno if those would really be appropro for school...

On that note you could go with something really hokie that'll drive the teacher nuts 'cuz they'll be humming it for a month...

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du

Mwahahahah

 

[WickedNerd]

Tim Noah's song -The Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo

(It’s) the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle
Wazzie Woodle WOO!
The Wow Wow Wibble Woggle
Wazzie Woodle WOO!
The Wow Wow Wibble Woggle
Wazzie Woodle WOO!
I wanna Wow Wow Wibble Woggle
Wazzie Woodle WOO with you

First you say, “Wow!”
Then you wibble your lips
Woggle your knees
Wazzie woodle your hips,
Wazzie woodle your hips (Do)

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Hey, gi’me a shimmy
Now make me a shake
And make an earth quake
Oh, for heaven’s sake
Oh, for heaven’s sake (Do)

(REPEAT CHORUS)


And now clap your hands
And now stamp your feet
Jump as high as you can
And boogie to the beat
Boogie to the beat (Do)

(REPEAT CHORUS)

This song haunted my childhood for years. Just when I thought I was free from it's catchy tune, BOOM! Right back in the head again. Enjoy.
Here's the song itself

 

[Godsgrl]

Purple People Eater

 

[WickedNerd]

Quote:
or anything by Lady Gagme

fireflies by owl city that song makes no sense

Aww...I thought the song was about the guy's insomnia. The fireflies are the millions of little thoughts that keep him awake when he's trying to fall asleep, and how he can count on them to come back time and again.

....Maybe it was my insomnia that made me think that though.

 

[eggbuster]

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McArthers Park (still doesn't make sense)

 

[PamB]

This is a song that my daughter had to sing for music class. It makes NO SENSE AT ALL!!!


One bottle of pop.
Two bottles of pop.
Three bottles of pop.
Four bottles of pop.
Five bottles of pop.
Six bottles of pop.
Seven bottles of pop.
POP!

Don't throw your trash in my backyard.
My backyard.
My backyard.
Don't throw your trash in my backyard.
My backyard's full.


Fish, and chips and vinegar, vinegar, vinegar.
Fish, and chips and vinegar.
Pepper, pepper, pepper salt

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Present tense tureen by Moxy Fruvous. Rammstein is logical enough if you know German, however, SOAD is way tamer, so if SOAD is out, Rammstein is out.