Sourland!!!!!! You've got some explaining to do!!!!!

[EmtheFishLady]

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Famous?

Someone needs to get out more often.

And I think the word the mods use is... infamous.

Watch it! Or you won't be allowed to chocolate EVER AGAIN!!! lol

Hah. He'd die. MFB needs sweets like normal people need air....

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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Watch it! Or you won't be allowed to chocolate EVER AGAIN!!! lol

Hah. He'd die. MFB needs sweets like normal people need air....

Emily....

It's true... but

anyway!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Hah. He'd die. MFB needs sweets like normal people need air....

Emily....

It's true... but

anyway!

Hey! I was just trying to be helpful!

 

[KlaHaYa Gardens]

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*sneeks up behind Em, to practice one of her plots on Her Royal Self*
*tackles and force feeds Em a brownie*
*calls in the poodle and the chickens to eat the crumbs*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm allergic to brownies! They make my butt swell.

I'm not bidding for you MFB...you'll come back...you always do...bwahahahahaha

Ohhhhh! THAT is hilarious!

I have all kinds of allergies, but not ONE causes my butt to swell (that's a "natural" state with me). This allergy reaction I MUST see!

*shoves more brownies into Em's mouth*
*readies the camera*

(Psst, sorry you're missing out on brownies. I can finally eat some as I found some great gluten free brownies. Better than brownies made with wheat flour. What indgredient(s) are you allergic to?)

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I'm not, I just don't eat them cause it'll make me fat!...er. Fatter.

 

[Spookwriter]

How did we go from broody hens to Em's warm brownies? I've got to start
paying more attention.

Em is a woman completely out of control lately. Someone needs to have a
serious conversation with her keepers. She has become something of a ...
bad influence on the men here.

Warm brownies, fresh donuts, cold milk...she knows a us fat men can't resist
her charms. Throw in the promise of a rocking chair on the porch, we're her
slaves for life. Or at least untill the stove breaks.

Women like her have such an unfair advantage over us fat fellers.

Worse, they learn how to do this when they're so young! My daughter
brought a fresh plate of yummie brownies to the office last night...dangled
them under my nose untill I promised to take her and mommy to the movies
this weekend.

Life is so unfair sometimes...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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What keepers? See there's your problem...I don't have keepers. *laughs evilly*



Now just calm down Spookwriter, and sit down in this rocker while I go pour you some cold milk and get you a few donuts...

 

[Spookwriter]

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to be offline for a few hours.

The ground has dried up mostly and I'm gonna go set outside,
eat my brownies, and watch my wife plow the garden. Gotta make
sure she does it right, you know.

I would do it my self...but my back has been hurting something awful
don't you know. Really need to get the garden in this weekend. Hope
I can help her, but what with my arthritis acting up like it is...I just don't
know if I'll be able to help her.

If we get a good start on the plowing, I hope she gets it done before dark.
Front yard needs mowing again, and I just ain't feeling up to it.

 

[KlaHaYa Gardens]

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I did a "Freudian read" of your post and inserted an "r". (You can guess where.) Then I understood. I empathized (not emphasized, nor criticized, nor sympathized). And then I re-read . . .

Well, anyway, as Spookwriter pointed out, we have a royal mess here. Brownies, Broodies, and Booties.

We need more poodles -- they'll clean up this mess.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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I did a "Freudian read" of your post and inserted an "r". (You can guess where.) Then I understood. I empathized (not emphasized, nor criticized, nor sympathized). And then I re-read . . .

Well, anyway, as Spookwriter pointed out, we have a royal mess here. Brownies, Broodies, and Booties.

We need more poodles -- they'll clean up this mess.

Ok, poodles....