I haven't read thru all 40 pages, so forgive me if I'm repeating anything.
I grew up in TX, and now live in MS. Things from one southern state to another (or even one part of a state to another) can be a lot different. But one thing I've noticed that's pretty consistent is that there is no such thing as a single syllable word. A word as small as 'at' can easy have 3 syllables. A and I should have at least 2 syllables. Oh, and I was recently told by someone from CA that not everyone cranks their car. Some folks just start it instead.
In TX we changed light bub, changed the ahl in the car, played gawf. Here in MS no one ever carried anything, they tote it. They don't get mad, they're ill. Those little packs of peanutbutter cheese crackers? Those are Nabs. I have no idea why.
And everyone is related to everyone. And every where you go people expect you to recite your family tree. They seem to expect you to be related to someone they know. (I'm not from around here or related to anyone, so this boggles my mind)
I have yet to meet anyone my DH is not either related to, or doubly related to. He went out to get them mail one day and had a conversation with our mail carrier. Came in and told me we're related to her. My kids started school and found cousins they didn't know they had.