Iowa is stuck in the middle of the country and is the melting grounds for all of your lingo mixed together.
We say:
Pop (soda is used to clean a stain or bake biscuits)
Grocery Carts (wheely ones in any store)
Skipping school (thus, "Senior Skip Day")
We have a mix of "war-sh" and "wash" depending whether you're in the north of Iowa or south of Iowa. We say "Bag" never 'sack" as in "give me plastic bags" at the grocery store. And loose-meat sandwiches are Maid-Rites here, no matter where you buy them. And yes, we have "grinders" but they call them guinea grinders here and have hot-hot sausage on them.
We know the difference between all of our corn here, and sweet corn is corn on the cob, and corn is something we grow for money or feed animals.
Sometimes you'll hear a "pur-ti-neer" in southern Iowa and my mother always said,
"I've told you forty-leven times not to do that" which I think meant 51 times.
Oh, we know when you're visiting from someplace else when you call our capital city "Dezzzz Moin-ezzzz"
It's "Duh-Moin" Des Moines, Iowa
We say:
Pop (soda is used to clean a stain or bake biscuits)
Grocery Carts (wheely ones in any store)
Skipping school (thus, "Senior Skip Day")
We have a mix of "war-sh" and "wash" depending whether you're in the north of Iowa or south of Iowa. We say "Bag" never 'sack" as in "give me plastic bags" at the grocery store. And loose-meat sandwiches are Maid-Rites here, no matter where you buy them. And yes, we have "grinders" but they call them guinea grinders here and have hot-hot sausage on them.
We know the difference between all of our corn here, and sweet corn is corn on the cob, and corn is something we grow for money or feed animals.
Sometimes you'll hear a "pur-ti-neer" in southern Iowa and my mother always said,
"I've told you forty-leven times not to do that" which I think meant 51 times.
Oh, we know when you're visiting from someplace else when you call our capital city "Dezzzz Moin-ezzzz"
It's "Duh-Moin" Des Moines, Iowa
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