speedy chiken

Henny peeny

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12 Years
May 4, 2007
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I was driving down the interstate in a rural area when a

chicken passed me doing 65 mph. I sped up and passed the

chicken. A few minutes later, the same bird passed me again;

this time he was doing 75 mph. Startled, I floored the

accelerator, got my car up to 85, and blew by the bird, for

good I thought. But sure enough, five minutes later he went

by me again. This time he passed me at 95 mph and made a

right turn off the freeway onto a farm next to the

interstate.



I immediately exited and drove up to the farmhouse and

knocked on the door. When the farmer opened the door, I told

the farmer of my experience with his speedy poultry and he

told me, "Oh, that must be one of my three-legged chickens!"



I asked, "How did you end up with three-legged chickens?"



He responded, "I have nine children. They all love

drumsticks, so I bred three-legged chickens to keep my kids

satisfied."



It sounded logical to me, so I curiously asked, "How do they

taste?"



The farmer answered, "Don't know -- can't catch 'em!"
 

theoldchick

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