speedy chiken

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Henny peeny, Nov 8, 2012.

  1. Henny peeny

    Henny peeny Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I was driving down the interstate in a rural area when a

    chicken passed me doing 65 mph. I sped up and passed the

    chicken. A few minutes later, the same bird passed me again;

    this time he was doing 75 mph. Startled, I floored the

    accelerator, got my car up to 85, and blew by the bird, for

    good I thought. But sure enough, five minutes later he went

    by me again. This time he passed me at 95 mph and made a

    right turn off the freeway onto a farm next to the

    interstate.



    I immediately exited and drove up to the farmhouse and

    knocked on the door. When the farmer opened the door, I told

    the farmer of my experience with his speedy poultry and he

    told me, "Oh, that must be one of my three-legged chickens!"



    I asked, "How did you end up with three-legged chickens?"



    He responded, "I have nine children. They all love

    drumsticks, so I bred three-legged chickens to keep my kids

    satisfied."



    It sounded logical to me, so I curiously asked, "How do they

    taste?"



    The farmer answered, "Don't know -- can't catch 'em!"
     
  2. theoldchick

    theoldchick The Chicken Whisperer

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  3. Gomes Bantams

    Gomes Bantams Chillin' With My Peeps

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  4. little farmer

    little farmer Chillin' With My Peeps

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