Step by step instructions to having heart failure

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by WriterofWords, Jan 14, 2009.

  1. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    Walk in your front door, go to the office to check the eggs due in 5 days and see the digital thermometer reading 177 degrees.

    Clutch chest, gasp, scream "Oh God no no no no no!!!!!! Oh God no!!! No way!!! This can't happen" over and over

    Open bator to see what 177 feels like in there, realize it's not that hot and close the darn thing again.

    17 year old son runs into room with pants half up because he was in the bathroom when you started screaming.

    He looks at thermometer through window and tell you it must not be working right.

    You (the non-drinker) call your best friend and ask for a bottle of tequila.

    Calm down, reach in grab thermometer quickly and shove the spare in.

    It's 99.9. Call friend, cancel tequila, apologize profusely to son who says he'll never have a normal BM again.
     
  2. BirdBoy88

    BirdBoy88 Angel Egg

    Dec 26, 2007
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    Deja'vu to me LOL
     
  3. citalk2much

    citalk2much Twilight Blessings Farm

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  4. AngieChick

    AngieChick Poultry Elitist

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    I think you should leave the booze and come over here for chocolate cake, tea and maybe a couple Strangers with Candy episodes. There is nothing that Amy Sedaris cannot fix. Plus the cake is whole wheat, so that should fix your kid up, too.
     
  5. Nifty-Chicken

    Nifty-Chicken Administrator Staff Member

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  6. congdon476

    congdon476 GaLLiNa LOcA

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    I'mso glad it all worked out!
     
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  7. Catalina

    Catalina Chillin' With My Peeps

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  8. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    Steven just walked by the office shaking his head at me,,, it will take awhile to live that one down.
     
  9. The Chicken Lady

    The Chicken Lady Moderator Staff Member

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    Congratulations, you're now a Certified Hatch-a-holic! [​IMG]

    Hang in there... [​IMG]
     
  10. Run-A-Muck Ranch

    Run-A-Muck Ranch Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Not really sure what to say to this one.....I think I would of freaked out tooooooooo. And for your poor son....I don't know if I should laugh, or cry, or cry from laughing.....
     

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