Stupid chicken, stupid goat

[FrenchHen]

I went to gather eggs because it's hot and I don't want egg surprise for breakfast. As I'm gathering the eggs, one white leghorn makes a break for freedom. Stupid chicken. So I grabbed the evil leaf rake. Dangbird (her new name) flew over the rake and into the driveway. I chased her back toward the coop, where she dove under the hedge that lines their run.

I went back out with the evil leaf rake and she's looking mournfully into the run. "Hey, lemme in!"

But she won't come out. ARG. Stupid chicken.

In the process I leaned the leaf rake against the goat fence. Stupid goat ATE THE FOAM HANDLE.

She'll have to wait until nearly dusk when we let the rest of them range.

 

[crtrlovr]

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I know it probably isn't funny to you, but I just couldn't help myself....

 

[ThreeBoysChicks]

That is why we love our animals.

 

[Andora]

 

[luvarabhorses]

That's why I am a fan of big fat slow old chickens that look like "Ma Kettle". A bunch of my hatchies are escaping now and driving me nuts.

My goat grabbed a bunch of flowers out of my hands yesterday and started munching away, I wasn't happy either.

 

[Ol'FashionHen]

... I'll laugh now, cause I don't have a goat, but that
would tick me off too at the moment.

 

[Quack Shack]

Guess who DOESN'T get treats tonight, girls. Yes, Dangbird needs a new name. Jailbird. Life is funny. You couldn't dream it up and be this funny. Sorry about the rake. It's been bemunched.

 

[b.hromada]

There is never a dull moment with all of our babies!

 

[sondra]

that is too funny.

 

[FrenchHen]

Oh, I threw a ton of scratch in the run and she had to watch from the outside.


She went back in after we let them range at the end of the day.