Stupid question, stupid answer

[spookyevilone]

Quote:
Because they heard the joke 'What? Chicken Butt'.

Why is my food being problematic tonight?!

-Spooky

 

[HorseFeathers]

Because it's been possessed by evil spirits.

Why did I stay up late last night and have my mom wake me early?

 

[jab91864]

Lack of sleep has effected my thinking...

why do I worry about everything......

 

[chickenbottom]

because you havent removed the wart yet get it (worry wart) lol

why does everything i say make me laugh

 

[Lothiriel]

because there isn't anything else funny to laugh at.

Why did the egg cross the road?

 

[texasbartrambaby]

Because my son chunked it over there ....

Why do I keep ordering hatching eggs??

 

[jab91864]

because I'm addicted !!!!!!

why is it sooooo cold

 

[TheOLDNewChick]

Because it's not warm.

Why am I procrastinating?

 

[Teach97]

Cuz you don't wanna go castrating...


Why don't kids get their work done?

 

[BettyR]

Because they are too busy figuring out new ways to torture their parents.




Why does the ringing of the telephone make a toddler need to go potty?