Super McEpicness.

[Papa Rooster]

then smj came from hell and made a movie about the Na'vi. starrring.....KEVIN FREAKING BACON

 

[WooingWyandotte]

Then SMJ was tired of his weird life so he took his Iranian lady to go live in the wilderness.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

But when they got to the wilderness, they found out that it was populated by the evil yet oh-so-sweet Gumdrop Clan.

 

[WooingWyandotte]

They were tantalized by their honeyed words and dripping tongues, it led them into the dark side....

 

[Papa Rooster]

and then smj turned over and was the darkest person ever. but the iranian woman had a touch of gold in her heart.....so she suicide bombed the dark sides death star and killed all but 1 dark person.....Jim carrey

 

[Symphony]

Then Jim Carrey ate the iranian woman,

 

[WooingWyandotte]

But when he was asleep the Iranian woman climbed through his throat and escaped, running through the dark jungle, she didn't care where she went...just to get away form Jim Carrey.

 

[Symphony]

But she then found out she ran in a big circle, and ended up running into Jim Carrey.

 

[WooingWyandotte]

She punched Jim Carrey and gave him a pie, then she ran away again.

 

[Papa Rooster]

then jim carry got up found her and made her follow him on twitter and made her go to his wierd website.