Surviving Minnesota!

I always agree with not breeding further if there's problems with body conformation in any way.  I get that.  But if you want to give the bird a chance to give  you eggs or a meal for your pot and fix a simple thing so that feet work for foraging and taking money off the feed bill   and in the process of creating a less cruel life for that life span....then I'm for extra efforts.

So that's me.   :old and I realize not every body else.  LOL.  Okay now that it explains my mentality.  Which may not always be right.  This I know.  Although as I get older is harder to admit that I'm wrong.  Ask DH...

Oooo a hot poker.  That would be sorta sterile I guess....LOL.  I like cold better than hot personally though. 

Holm I'm all for you waiting to get marrit.  These hillbillies on here pushing the ballot can hold their horses.  No babies before their time.  Alright?!

Aw, c'mon, I climbed all the way up to the attic for this photo album.
 
Wanna know what kids do now?
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They just heat the needle up with a lighter and shove it through. One of my friends even used an earing and just shoved it in and it would only go half way through
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I have very intelligent friends


One night in a life far far ago while working in a small bar in southern Iowa, I was hanging with some meth dealers......

One of them wanted an ear ring like mine..... He was drunk and I needed the street creds...

So I took mine out and said I would give him mine for a 8 ball. He said he was not pierced...

I told him I could handle that too...


I got my 8 ball, I put a wadded up piece of bread behind his ear and shoved like crazy, He screamed, Blood flowed, and he had my earring......

Everyone was happy,,,that night,,6 months later he was not so happy......
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One night in a life far far ago while working  in a small bar in southern Iowa,   I was hanging with some meth dealers......

One of them wanted an ear ring like mine.....  He was drunk and I needed the street creds...

So I took mine out and said I would give him mine for a 8 ball.  He said he was not pierced...

I told him I could handle that too...


I got my 8 ball,  I put a wadded up piece of bread behind his ear and shoved like crazy, He screamed, Blood flowed, and he had my earring......

Everyone was happy,,,that night,,6 months later he was not so happy......:lau


:lau :gig I am dying right now
 
Holm I have held off offering marriage advise . Get your vet schooling done first . I still do not have it figured out at my age . Past that I got nothing useful to offer .
 
I really dont want any kids BC... They drive me nuts

Nonsense. They're angels, when they're not drawing on the wall, unfolding laundry, fighting, racing around the table on scooters, or...

Y'know what, suddenly I agree with you.

Anyone want some extra kids? They're cheap. Buy one get one free, today only...
 
The two 15 year olds forced me to break my broom handle the other night on the back of a stool. They laughed and I was still P.O.ed. Kids are lovely holm. They take you to edges of your sanity. Fun times.
 

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