Nope. Not possible. Under your own stated guidelines it said that it counts when a chickener has been to bed, fallen asleep and has then risen from whence they slept. You had not been to bed or asleep so hence, you did not win. Sorry to disappoint you but it was a nice try. Actually I was in shock -
true shock - when I read that you thought you won based on the guidelines you had laid down previously.
Actually my saying I won was an attempt to point out to the Canook amongst us, the absurdity of allowing someone to win just because it was after midnight...I think I said according to some I won..or something like that..