Tech Support

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by SallyF, Jun 24, 2010.

  1. SallyF

    SallyF Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 5, 2009
    Middle Tennessee
    A friend of mine (also married 40+ years) sent me this:

    Installing a husband. . .

    Dear Tech Support,
    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
    distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the
    flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
    Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
    as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
    programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
    the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
    no avail.

    What can I do?
    Signed, Desperate


    Dear Desperate:

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought
    You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to
    install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,
    Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0
    and Flowers 3.5.

    But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
    default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a
    very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
    the background that will eventually seize control of all your system

    Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
    unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
    memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
    buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
    recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck,

    Tech Support
  2. Steve_of_sandspoultry

    Steve_of_sandspoultry Overrun With Chickens

    I've seen that one before, it's tooooooooooo funny. Around the office we joked about beer 6.1 for a long time

  3. fluffystuffs808

    fluffystuffs808 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 22, 2009
    [​IMG] never seen this before!!

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