It gets even worse in north Texas. People can't even pronounce the names of the cities right! Alvord(Alvoid) Bowie(Bouie) and a few others there near wise county come to mind.Yes the people who give directions by landmarks!
Or local names for things as if you magically know what they're talking about. Oh she went to the valley. What valley?
Or the ones who tell you that they're from some small town in the middle of nowhere (cause Texas is huge) and when you ask where that is they mention some other slightly bigger town close by... That you still don't recognize! I still think they're making up some of these names.
Yes the people who give directions by landmarks!
then there's Mexia...pronounced Mehaya! that only locals or long time Texans know how to pronounce right. 

