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Lemme guess, you don't have wool socks anymore?
I have shorts. I might have wool socks somewhere in a box in the storage sheds. OK I do have the best wife in the world though. I woke up wanting lemonade, but we only have oranges, papaya, bananas and pineapple on hand. So getting my citrus fix soon. We do have citrus in the yard but they got frozen down and are now bitter and I didn't water enough for our own navel oranges and whatever the heck lemons this year.
 
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I have shorts. I might have wool socks somewhere in a box in the storage sheds. OK I do have the best wife in the world though. I woke up wanting lemonade, but we only have oranges, papaya, bananas and pineapple on hand. So getting my citrus fix soon. We do have citrus in the yard but they got frozen down and are now bitter and I didn't water enough for our own navel oranges and whatever the heck lemons this year.
(Giggles) dude, reading this aloud, you sound sleep-drunk.....
 
(Giggles) dude, reading this aloud, you sound sleep-drunk.....
Still going out to the fruit store tomorrow for lemons, limes and a replacement for the pineapple too. We will need to assess our orange situation in the AM. I do so love our little cash and carry economy down here. Regardless I will be asking DW to press out enough lemons to fill the 1.25 gallon water container in the fridge with lemonade or she can just cut and I can press. I'm pretty sure regardless I have to stop by the ATM first. I gave out quite a few Christmas gratuities and am now down to 50's that I really can not use here.

Our postman told my wife how much he loved his presents she said he was gushing. We gave him 1 blue and 1 white 1971 collectable miniature Postal Jeeps this year. https://www.amazon.com/Greenlight-Service-Delivery-Vehicle-Exclusive/dp/B07N8GL95Z We did not pay these amazon prices for them I think they were $6 each from USPS.com. Still it sounds like I managed to make one good call this year and probably the only one.
 
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Here is my drunk in the night talk. If there is anyone out there that can make a good broccoli and cheese soup you are so welcome at my home. My mother is 75 and I will not ask her.

I do have one last bit of drunkspeak my wife is a psych nurse of over 10 years experience. Not a lady you ever trifle with she took down 220lb guys. She like I could take you down bind you up and inject haldol into your butt. That created slobbering idiots for a few hours.
 
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Still going out to the fruit store tomorrow for lemons, limes and a replacement for the pineapple too. We will need to assess our orange situation in the AM. I do so love our little cash and carry economy down here. Regardless I will be asking DW to press out enough lemons to fill the 1.25 gallon water container in the fridge with lemonade or she can just cut and I can press. I'm pretty sure regardless I have to stop by the ATM first. I gave out quite a few Christmas gratuities and am now down to 50's that I really can not use here.

Our postman told my wife how much he loved his presents she said he was gushing. We gave him 1 blue and 1 white 1971 collectable miniature Postal Jeeps this year. https://www.amazon.com/Greenlight-Service-Delivery-Vehicle-Exclusive/dp/B07N8GL95Z We did not pay these amazon prices for them I think they were $6 each from USPS.com. Still it sounds like I managed to make one good call this year and probably the only one.
More than 1 good call this year-i assure you.
 

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