Craigslist brownsville has never failed me for my rehoming needs. They go fast down here. Just don't ask questions. Additionally, tossing the dead over the back fence and returning them to nature works fast too(my go to theory for free rangers), unless DW named them and wants to bury them. I make her dig those holes.
I had to relocate a Texas Tortise(was in a hurry so no photos) yesterday as it was blocking the driveway on our way to Don Johnson Jeep so they could fix a small issue of turning my 4x4 into a full time 4x2.
I suspect it was coming on to the property following the scent of those ripe prickly pear tunas. I just moved it about a yard from where I found it since it crawled in under the gate there. I was the least skittish wild reptile I have ever handled.