The adventures of Barbara (BR)

[TigerLilly]

In my newbie travels I seem to have stumbled upon a budding author...this is a great thread! I am only up to pg 20, but I am looking forward to catching up.
Mrschickendad, I bow down to you & Barbara. Thanks for the laughs!

 

[4cats3kids1hubby2many]

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Mrschickendad has been told by multiple people and multiple times to put thse stories in print. She is great.

 

[MrsChickendad]

Chickenboy is here for his "Chicken Taming Association" meeting today, so we shall see what adventures occur. There are lots of Little Boys to sort and band, and Chickenboy just fits into the little coop. . . there is method to my madness. . .

Thanks everyone for your kind words. I have been working on putting all the stories in one thread, and am about 75% done with that.

4cats, is Tyson behaving himself or still being "Big Man Chicken"? Maybe he needs a rival . . .

 

[speckledhen]

Little Barbara says hi as she runs past! She isn't so little anymore, though. Is her butt a respectable size now?

 

[cherylcohen]

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Hey Cyn how old is little barbara?

 

[MrsChickendad]

It's hard to tell butt size without her being on a fence or tightrope, but she seems to be more and more like big Barbara all the time!

Big Barbara and her Big Butt had milk for the first time this morning. She talked about it quite a lot with Buffy, who was suspicious of the strange white water. They circled around and around the dish, but eventually they succumbed to their appetites, and it did not kill them immediately, so they sucked it right up and begged for more.

 

[speckledhen]

Barbara regularly flies up to the little Firetower coop's roof. We haven't figured out why she does that; perhaps she remembers when she lived there as a chick and is trying to find a way inside. Barbara and her five hatchmates are about 29 weeks old, I believe.

 

[4cats3kids1hubby2many]

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Mrs. Chickendad: Tyson has had a few more "challenging" episodes, but I am making sure that the family is his rival. He has not attacked me - has the daughter and hubby - but I tend to read body language better than they and whenever I feel he is getting to "cocky" (pun intended)...I aggressively walk toward him and back him down or walk him out of the area or situation. The hubby does not know how to read him as well, and has been attacked, but hubby then catches Tyson and carries him around for awhile (major deflation in attitude when this happens). He has big-man-chicken syndrome, but he is a good boy...he gets flustered when all 13 of his girls go in different directions in the yard and he can't keep up with them all. It is funny to watch him. BTW - Hannah is just gorgeous and it so funny to watch her take on one of the big BR girls - she does hold her own. I love it when her bottom is facing upwind and the wind blows up her "skirt" Her bloomers get all fluttery, it is so cute.

 

[MrsChickendad]

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Mrs. Chickendad: Tyson has had a few more "challenging" episodes, but I am making sure that the family is his rival. He has not attacked me - has the daughter and hubby - but I tend to read body language better than they and whenever I feel he is getting to "cocky" (pun intended)...I aggressively walk toward him and back him down or walk him out of the area or situation. The hubby does not know how to read him as well, and has been attacked, but hubby then catches Tyson and carries him around for awhile (major deflation in attitude when this happens). He has big-man-chicken syndrome, but he is a good boy...he gets flustered when all 13 of his girls go in different directions in the yard and he can't keep up with them all. It is funny to watch him. BTW - Hannah is just gorgeous and it so funny to watch her take on one of the big BR girls - she does hold her own. I love it when her bottom is facing upwind and the wind blows up her "skirt" Her bloomers get all fluttery, it is so cute.

I'd love to see a picture of them!

Their Daddy, Leroy has really been deflated, too. He hangs out with 2 other "outcasts", Marion (who is recovering from her too enthusiastic ex-Lover, Bob, Leroy (still has no feet feathers to mention and the rest of him looks like a bad blonde bleach job) and "Bobby", Bob and Marion's son who is so sweet and laid back that even the Wyandotte boys pick on him. The three of them hang out with Poor Little Frizzy who is still trying to hatch a golf ball. They are a sorry looking group.

 

[MrsChickendad]

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I bet Barbara is looking for a suitable place from which to survey her kingdom and all who adore her. She is preparing for her assumption of the throne. . .