The adventures of Barbara (BR)

[schellie69]

I love chicken tv I take my chair set it in the middle of the yard and watch them free ranch and then watch them in their pen for hours it just seems so cool to watch how they interact and dig into their food. I love chickens

 

[BluegrassSeramas]

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I might have to rate it MA for "mature audiences"!

It's fun to watch! I saw some rabbits do it once, I even got pictures!

WHOA! TMI! lol

Um, that might be illegal!

 

[MrsChickendad]

Caution: R Rated Photo of our Chicken Hearted Lovers

Here is picture of Leroy and Barbara just "sitting there" like a double dip ice cream cone. By the time he managed to assume the position, he just stopped. Maybe too tired to remember what comes next?

Chickendad says its Chicken Porn and will go on my PERMANENT RECORD somewhere in cyberspace. However, I am the more liberal of the two of us and he worries enough for the both of us. I think it's just a funny picture!

Boy, bars and stripes would make an UGLY offspring! Chicken Calculator says they would be sex linked: black girls, barred boys. I wonder if they would have pointy Barbara Butts or round Leroy ones! Leroy appears to have the Bigger Butt here, too!

 

[Longhaven Hen]

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Just give it a rating and say "Viewer Discretion Advised".

 

[lngrid]

Yay for more installments in The Adventures of Barbara!

I'm looking at the Chicken Porn and wondering how Barbara manages to balance both their weight on her dainty-looking legs!

Ya know, when I imagine myself in your spot with Barbara, Chicken TV actually sounds like a mental health break. (Emotional health break? Both? Both!)

I live in an apartment and can't keep chickens and my fiance has a house in the city limits of Sacramento, where chickens are illegal, so for now I can only dream.

Thanks, MrsChickendad, for sharing the joy Barbara and her flock give you.

 

[solarquail]

hahaha it does look like a double dip ice cream cone!!! lol CPG13 (chicken PG 13)

lol

Do you plan to incubate barbaras eggs one day?

 

[Fuffy]

 

[MrsChickendad]

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Chickendad bought her and Monica as day old pullet chicks because he wanted more layers. Now the question is "How fast can he eat eggs?" So there are no plans for Barbara becoming a mother any time soon. She can date Leroy in the meantime.

 

[MrsChickendad]

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The picture doesn't show it but there is quite a size discrepancy. Leroy only weighs about a pound and a half, the rest is feathers. Leroy falls off or gets blown off in the wind more often than not.

Barbara thanks you for the "dainty" compliment. She is quite proud of her "slim" legs.

 

[schellie69]

Well if you ever let Barbara be a mom with Leroy I would take a chick or two I would think it would be so cute, a barred rock bantam possibly who knows would love to see the chicks bet they would be cute as buttons. keep the stories coming I love to see what Barbara will do next, I have 2 barred rocks with about as much attitude,