The Daily Routine
Barbara was getting used to the routine: wake up, peck Miss Blue Egg on the head, eat, drink, preen up bars, go to nest box. Complain that Wendy is in your nest box. Wait impatiently until Wendy comes out. Go in nest box. Sit there with a smile on your face. Sing egg song. Lay egg. Leave box and have refreshments.
Complain bitterly that the Food People have not yet opened the door. Complain that the Food People opened the door late. Complain that Food People did not bring treats.
Fly out the coop door and fly/walk to the garden mulching area. Spread mulch and leaves around, make a big mess. Hang out with girlfriends. Complain that there arenât many bugs and worms, but keep hunting. Range farther and farther until you get up by the road sign that says "Chickie Girls Fresh Eggs."
Ignore Food People hollering at you to get away from the road. Ignore Food People until they go into the Food Palace and come out with treats, which is what you were hunting for in the first place.
Go off with Leroy for a private moment. Make Leroy find treats for you in exchange for your cooperation. Give other roosters the Stink Eye. Go visit Banty Girls. Help yourself to snack in Banty Girls coop.
Check out Sussex Babies in garage coop. Think they look funny with spots instead of stripes. Their feathers stick out at odd angles and they have feet as big as Walterâs.
Wander around until it starts getting dark out. Go to coop for refreshments. Climb on perch while you can still see to get the best place. Arrange feathers in pleasing pattern. Locate Leroy. Keep your eye on him. Tuck head under wing. Sleep.
Repeat.