Now I can't find it, but the story about the head chicken tamer and serving of Aracunda and Dumplings.... OMG, I was rolling from that! At our house, that's not called Chicken and Dumplings, it is Evil, Bad Rooster and Dumplings. The then 4 y/o corrected me one night when I went to make Chicken and Dumplings and went "No Mommy!!! That's not a chicken, that's the evil, bad rooster!"
Now, doesn't matter if it's an old lady or a bad rooster in the dish, it is always Evil, Bad Rooster and Dumplings.
Child in question is now 17 y/o. Nope, he will never live that one down. Doesn't help that the 3 y/o will ASK for Evil, Bad Rooster and Dumplings for dinner.