The case of the missing dentures

[Mahonri]

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You are one messed up person, you know that?

That's what keeps us smiling!

 

[maplesky7]

I have a "where's my grandpa's dentures?" story:

When I was a kid and we'd go visit the relatives once a year on the east coast...we'd go to my grandparents house and my grandpa, who we called Pappy, would mow the lawn in shifts.

He would follow the shade of the trees around through out the day...and then come in and take a rest and drink some tea.

Well,
come dinner time, Pappy was just having some sliced tomato. WELL, that did not sit with Grandma and she said, "Warren, You have to eat more than just tomatos. Put some meat on your plate..." If you knew my Pappy, you'd know he was TALL and skinny and could afford a couple extra pounds.

So Pappy informs Grandma he lost his dentures. So all of us grandkids, 9 of us, got together and searched the lawn. The aunts and uncles searched the house... and no luck. So Uncle Donny starts probing Pappy for more answers and Pappy thinks real hard and says, He recalls he put em in his shirt pocket and went and mowed. So as he's saying this, he is reaching into his shirt pocket and low and behold...his dentures.


me,
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[debilorrah]

Quote:
You are one messed up person, you know that?

That's what keeps us smiling!

Glad to be of service.

 

[smom1976]

they are all just jealous of your post count

 

[debilorrah]

Whoa. It's an illness I tell ya. That is how bored I get at work, and my fiance is usually in bed by 8......

 

[chiknwhisperer]

I hope I never have to get dentures. I have put chocolate milk in the cabinet, a box of mac- cheese in the bathroom, frozzen hamburger on top of the dog house, and many many other thiings that I can't recall but I'm sure my loving DH could tell you all about them. Or my kids. They think its pretty funny that mom is loosing her mind already. I usually put my glasses on first thing in the morning but if I don't leave them on the kitchen table I have to look for almost an hour sometimes for them lol

 

[debilorrah]

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Wow you are as messed up as I am - at least I keep mine in the kitchen!

 

[chiknwhisperer]

lol it keeps my DH laughing. You should have seen the look on my 12 year old son's face when he walked out of the bathroom holding a box of mac and cheese asking why they were in there. Oh the meat thing was the same day.

 

[debilorrah]

I once tried to brown the wrappings from ground beef.....

 

[ChooksChick]

I once discovered as I was driving down the street that I had grabbed my DD's dirty socks from the coffee table instead of my sunglasses...

Sometimes we just grab and when the hand closes, we're done....or we put down, and don't know where we're putting....

I'm not alone in this, as you all have confirmed, so I'm absolving myself of all blame!!