Okay, these are old, but so am I (easily amused too)
A horse walks into the bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
A three legged dog walks into the bar, looks over the other patrons and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"
What did the gay horse order at the bar? "Heyyyyyyy" (no offense intended to any gay horses who may be reading this.)(Come to think of it, if you are a horse and reading this, regardless of your orientation, you should check out BYC's sister site, Back Yard Herd)
A mushroom goes into the bar and before he can even place his order the bartender says, "Get out of here, we don't serve your kind" The mushroom replies, "Why? I'm really a fungi"
and finally.....
A rope walks up to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "get out of here, we don't serve rope" Thinking quickly, the rope goes into the bathroom, messes up his hair and returns to the bar. Once again, he orders his drink. The bartender looks up and says, "I told you to get out of here, aren't you a rope?" The rope looks the bartender in the eye and says, "No, Im a frayed knot"
Thank you. I'll be here all week and please, don't forget to tip the wait staff. Good night!!
