The Cryptic Chronicles

[Ducks and Banny hens]

I'm recording the Private Meassage conversings of the BPA here! Due to certain messages' importance and secrecy, not all messages will be shown...








Now stop laughing, Lidy!

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Chapter 1.1 --- In which Banny goes about forming the BPA


Ducks and Banny hens --- NixNoodleNumbat
(*Message deleted/lost*)


NixNoodleNumbat --- Ducks and Banny hens
Hey, Banney-Henny ,
You said I would join your army. I agree, but.... who are we fighting?


Ducks and Banny hens ---- NixNoodleNumbat
Lidy's Army (SSSC). And no, I don't know how they are going to attack me, but as of no, my 'Army' (BPA), outnumbers her's 2-1.


NixNoodleNumbat --- Ducks and Banny hens
We're gonna beat her!!


Ducks and Banny hens --- NixNoodleNumbat
Well, maybe....
Let's see, she has two members right now ({*} and {*}), and we have four ({*}, {*}, {*} and {*}). But they are still very dangerous. They might even {*gasp*} call us names

^Funnypost^


Ducks and Banny hens --- CochinBrahmaLover
Hello,
As you may know, Lidy has formed a bit of an army to attack me very soon, and I'm supposed to recruit my own army. Stop. Would you like to join? Stop

Sincerely,
Banny's Protection Agency.


CochinBrahmaLover ---- Ducks and Banny hens
Sure!


NixNoodleNumbat ---- Ducks and Banny hens
I am prepared..... (shows a rack of swords)

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Chapter 1.2 --- In which Banny continues to form BPA and the BPA takes it's first strike

Ducks and Banny hen ---- JerseyGiantFolk
Hi,
Are you in Lidy's army yet? If not, how'd you like to be on MY SIDE?

Banny
President, Banny's Protection Agency


JerseyGiantFolk ---- Ducks and Banny hens
Noooo... I'm not on anyone's side; I'm the camera man!


Ducks and Banny hens --- Idahoegglover
It's even stupider than it sounds, believe me... idybityprettylidy has formed a 'society' against me (SSSC; Super Secret Sister's Club) and they're apparently going to attack me in some way soon, so I formed a 'counter-society' in case it's worse than I expected. I know what your thinking. My thought's exactly....

I have no idea what she has in mind...


Idahoegglover ---- Ducks and Banny hens
Oh you silly duck lol


Ducks and Banny hens ---- Multiple
Alright troupes, P), It's basically a lost battle at this thread, but We're gonna retaliate...
Start ***** to these members:
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Keep them as short and pointless as possible, send as many as you like. We're going to ******** them so much they won't know what to do until monday! That should give us some time... If everytime we're on here we **** of them, the SSSC will be cracking in no time. Remember, be *****, and try to write things that they probably wouldn't *** to.... This is fun. We already lost, but we're pulling them down with us, too!

Thank you,

Banny,
President, BPA


CochinBrahmaLover ---- Multiple
ok i typed-

random! random! oh random random random!!!!! this is random! this is annoying! this very very strange!! this is random! this is random! this is really really random!! -she sings-

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Chapter 1.3 ---- In which Battle breaks out

CochinBrahmaLover ---- Multiple
Whoah!!! I'm not gonna fight Kevin565!


Ducks and Banny hens ---- CochinBrahmaLover
Let me ** the same thing and they'll get the point...


CochinBrahmaLover ---- Orpingtons4U
You switched sides! Traiter!


Orpingtons4U ---- Multiple
I am Sorry, Becca made me. She is my best friend.


CochinBrahmaLover ---- Orpingtons4U
Yeah she made me, too.


Orpingtons4U ---- Mutliple
Wait a minute.... Why am I on the other team's messaging thread thingie?!?


CochinBrahmaLover ---- Orpingtons4U
IDK, You're crazy? LOL


Ducks and Banny hens ---- Orpingtons4U and CochinBrahmaLover
Mercenaries....


NixNoodleNumbat ---- Ducks and Banny hens
Anyway, here's what I ****:
Epic-est song EVER:
V1
Oh pie,
Oh pie,
Oh why?
Oh why
Must you taste so good?
Chorus
I like pie and I'm not afraid to show it
You could tell my mum but she already knows it
I like pie!
No, I LOVE pie!
V2
One day
In my bed Iay
Dreaming of pie
Yeah, I was dreaming of pie.
Bridge:
'Cause I like pie
No, I love pie
No, we love pie
It's our universally common interest!
Everybody now!
I love pie,
We love pie
We all love pie
And we're gonna let the whole wide world know!
Chorus:
I like pie and I'm not afraid to show it
You could tell my mum but she already knows it
I like pie!
No, I LOVE pie!


Ducks and Banny hens ---- Multiple
I love your style, Nix!
Oh, and thanks to the 2 of you who weren't sold away to Lidy....

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Chapter 2.1 --- Countdown and more Recruiting

Ducks and Banny hens ---- NixNoodleNumbat
I need your profesional opinion on a special plan I've conducted....

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What do you think? Good plan? Bad plan?


NixNoodleNumbat ---- Ducks and Banny hens
Okay. I think I get what you mean(I'm a little slow today).


NixNoodleNumbat ---- Multiple
I just sent 35 pms to people asking them to join us!


Ducks and Banny hens ---- NixNoodleNumbat
Thanks, Nix!


NixNoodleNumbat ---- Ducks and Banny hens
You're Welcome. If we're going to win, we need numbers.


NixNoodleNumbat ---- Ducks and Banny hens
I dunno if indi has told you, but she's joined our side. I'm still waiting for more replies from the others.

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Chapter 2.2 (this post is being reserved for 2.2, but I cannot post it's contents, as they are very important and top-secret. I will probably be posting chapter 3 before 2.2, because the contents of 2.2 will be applicable for quite a while)

 

[chicklover16]

MUAHAHAHAH!!! you will never beat my amazing plan! no one knows it but me and one very trusted BYC member who is bound to secrecy under pain of torture! WE WILL WIN!!!!

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

You mean the amaing pln Woo told me all about? Yeah, good....

 

[chicklover16]

You mean the amaing pln Woo told me all about? Yeah, good....

actually I have a new plan now! I have descovered that I can't trust woo!

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Chapter 2.2 -- EDS and Infiltration

COMING SOON