the DAILY JOKE thread!!!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Goldlaced_Girl, Sep 28, 2009.

  1. Goldlaced_Girl

    Goldlaced_Girl Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Post a joke!!! ANY JOKE! I LOVE joke threads [​IMG]
     
  2. birdsofthefarm

    birdsofthefarm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Why did the chicken cross the road ?
    To get to the other side

    Why did the rooster cross the road ?
    To cockadoodle dooo something

    Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
    He heard the referee calling fowls

    Why did the turkey cross the road ?
    To prove he wasn't chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
    Because he was a dirty double-crosser

    Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
    Because he didn't have enough guts

    Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
    To get to the other slide

    Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
    Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

    Why did the turtle cross the road ?
    To get to the shell station

    Why did the horse cross the road ?
    Because the chicken needed a day off
     
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  3. CalmBeforeTheStorm

    CalmBeforeTheStorm New Egg

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    What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
    After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
    [​IMG]
     
  4. Chicks & Dip

    Chicks & Dip Out Of The Brooder

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    Why did the chewing gum cross the road ?
    Because it was stuck to the chicken
     
  5. RAREROO

    RAREROO Overrun With Chickens

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    Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?

    Because she was tired of all the jokes everyone was making of her.
     
  6. The Poultry Peanut

    The Poultry Peanut lives under rock

    It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
     
  7. RAREROO

    RAREROO Overrun With Chickens

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    Quote:[​IMG]

    OK here's some more Chuck Norris jokes:

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

    The invention of the atom bomb was an attempt to recreat Chuck Norris' round-house kick, it just fell a little short.
     
  8. The Poultry Peanut

    The Poultry Peanut lives under rock

    A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
    "Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
    "Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
    "Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
    "Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
     
  9. muddypuddles

    muddypuddles Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Your mom. [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  10. muddypuddles

    muddypuddles Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Aw man no one answered to my joke it was genius. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

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