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Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Goldlaced_Girl, Sep 28, 2009.
Post a joke!!! ANY JOKE! I LOVE joke threads
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To get to the other side
Why did the rooster cross the road ?
To cockadoodle dooo something
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls
Why did the turkey cross the road ?
To prove he wasn't chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts
Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet
Why did the turtle cross the road ?
To get to the shell station
Why did the horse cross the road ?
Because the chicken needed a day off
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road ?
Because it was stuck to the chicken
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
Because she was tired of all the jokes everyone was making of her.
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
OK here's some more Chuck Norris jokes:
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
The invention of the atom bomb was an attempt to recreat Chuck Norris' round-house kick, it just fell a little short.
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
Aw man no one answered to my joke it was genius.