the DAILY JOKE thread!!!

birdsofthefarm

Songster
10 Years
Jul 28, 2009
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Grayson County, TX
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To get to the other side

Why did the rooster cross the road ?
To cockadoodle dooo something

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the turkey cross the road ?
To prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Why did the turtle cross the road ?
To get to the shell station

Why did the horse cross the road ?
Because the chicken needed a day off
 
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RAREROO

Crowing
10 Years
Jul 22, 2009
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Alapaha, Ga
Quote:


OK here's some more Chuck Norris jokes:

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

The invention of the atom bomb was an attempt to recreat Chuck Norris' round-house kick, it just fell a little short.
 

The Poultry Peanut

lives under rock
10 Years
Mar 9, 2009
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20
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Sagittarius Dwarf Galaxy
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
 

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