The Dave Leghorn Story~ A Murder Mystery of Epically Punny Proportions

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More dead bodies are found, thought to be related to the Dave Leghorn case, says inspector Queensworth:

Here CSI Tech G Smith is inspecting another dead body found behind the barn.

And here a reprasentative of the Chickens Republic tries to figure out the identity of some more bodies.

And now Inspector B. Hubert joins the case, and joins us from his perch where he is overseeing the surrounding landscape.

A Witness say that inspector Queensworth may not be up to the job, because he was at a party with Queensworth.

Here are photos taken from a camera at the inspectors house showing him partying with his wife H Rhu.





Inspector B. Hubert says that he is doing research into the recently found dead bodies.

Here B. Hubert is shown doing research on his laptop, he says that he has asked members on FaceBawk whether they have witnessed anything to do with the Dave Leghorn case. So far he has found only one witness who he now meets with:

M Sindarin, the witness, shown here when she is talking with B. Hubert, says that she saw a mysterious rooster digging a hole in the yard behind the barn, her description is of a white rooster with big red wattles and comb, sounds similar but not quite like Dave leghorn. ~ United Press
 
While officials are still struggling to get to the bottom of the Wyterock murder, the Yolk News Network has gone out into the community to find out how they are dealing with this tragic ordeal. The community is sharply divided in opinions. Some believe Tom Wyterock's story and are disturbed to hear he is in general population without bail.
"Tom Wyterock is a roo who was simply at the wrong place at the wrong time. He deserves the option of bail. This is just another example of the corruption rampant in Hicks County," said a White Rock roo who refused to be on camera. Cheers erupted as a group of White Rocks chanted, "Justice for Tom!"


Opinions are so strong, even single flocks are divided.



One such small flock on the outskirts of town heard of the Wyterock story and are now not free ranging or sleeping together. Part of the flock voiced outrage at how Tom Wyterock has been treated by the media. "Mr. Wyterock is already guilty. The media frenzy, in order to gain ratings, has painted him in a bad light. There is no way he will get a fair trial," said Gwendolyn (pictured left) who is slated to graduate to egg laying in just four weeks. Her sister, Fifi, agrees, "The media has been bad and sometimes they drive by too close to our fence and scare us. It's all scare tactics."
Their elder sisters disagree and have refused to share food with them. The often spend time on opposite sides of the coop when usually they are quite close. "I miss my sisters," Penny (far right) said. "But they have to see reason. You can't let criminals get away with things because you're afraid of trampling their rights."

Another dire impact to the community has been fear of their own safety during outdoor activities.


Lulu (pictured above), president of Cliques for Chicks, has decided to suspend all outdoor activities. "They're all scared. They're all just so scared. Nobody's laying eggs. And I'm upset. Every year the Egg Carrying Contest is a big event. This will be the first year since 2007 that we won't be having it. I hope they find the guilty party soon," Lulu said.
In 2007, the Fox family had moved in and was later found guilty of the first degree murder when they broke into the Pinfeather coop and slayed the entire flock in such a gruesome manner that it lead to the banning of all Fox families from the state.

Story developing...

(We at Yolk News Network apologize to the Leghorn family for our mix-up. The report has been edited and reviewed for accuracy)
 
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Typical of the Yolk News Network to get the facts wrong....Dave Leghorn is the victim, Tom Wyterock is the chicken being held in the Hick's County Jail for his suspected part in the murder of Mr. Leghorn.
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Dr George Stump has been asked to join the case. Despite currently employed by the Special Victims Unit, Dr. Stump has an extensive background in forensic pathology, and is eager to add his expertise to this case.




He vows to peck away at every detail until the culprit is found



He also adds he has a new method of grilling the suspects




And finds the 'slow peck method' a more successful way to break a suspect. He states one simply keeps pecking slowly in one area until the suspects gives up the information



Dr. Stump has been supplied with his own police car




So don't be surprised to find Dr. George Stump pecking at your front door
 
Another victim has just been found! I repeat, ANOTHER VICTIM HAS BEEN FOUND!





No details as of yet. Stay tuned for more information!
 

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