The Dave Leghorn Story~ A Murder Mystery of Epically Punny Proportions

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YES....THAT Granny Moses. The one that uncovered that illegal moonshine ring over in Boone Co. back in the 90s. Here's a photo from the archives on that historic case that involved many high ranking political figures in the state.

 
Breaking News:

Release Date: 10/25/2013
Singapore has ended its nine-year ban on frozen and processed chicken from Thailand. The decision to lift the ban on Thai chicken imports came after a series of meetings under the Singapore-Thailand Enhanced Economic Relationship, which were held in mid-October.
While broiler house owners all across Thailand are celebrating, the investigators are concerned that the chop shop operations run by the Thai mafia with criminal ties to Boone Co will get involved in the hiding of bodies in restaurant freezers all over Singapore.
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Could this be your missing chicken?​
 

Officer Tab E. Jones, deep undercover at The Coop, a local nightclub. Hidden cameras on his body enabled him to get these photos at the Old McDonalds here in Hick Co.


After the discovery of the Singapore connection of cannibalism burst on the scene, the Hick Co. PD staged an undercover sting operation featuring one of their CSI task force operatives, Tabs Jones. Officer T. Jones went undercover into the nightlife of The Coop to discover just how deep chicken trafficking runs in the community. Much to his dismay, his undercover investigation discovered chick trafficking in the fast food industry at the local Old McDonald's, located on Nutrena Lane. More updates on this breaking story will be available pending identification of the chicks found in countless boxes, hidden in the storage pantry of the restaurant. ~United Press
 
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Betty Black, spokeshep for the Hicks Sheriff's office, states the previous post may be a false alarm. Upon further investigation, it appears the pictures above were taken at one of Tom and Gladys' wild parties and shows the two of them in their Halloween costumes. The other photos show unidentified chickens who appear to be either drunk on illegally fermented feed or under the influence of BluKote, a new substance that has hit the streets lately and is being huffed. Those addicted can usually be identified by the purple color of their beaks. Tom and Gladys have long been connected with a fermented feed ring in the area and these photos merely confirm it. ~United Press
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BEAKING NEWS!!! Disciplinary action is pending against Ms. Betty Black of the Hicks County Sheriff's Department. Evidence has surfaced that Tom Wyterock and members of Ms Betty Black's family have been see fraternizing. This has left a damaging blow to the credibility of the Hicks County Sheriff's Department! State officials will likely be called in to investigate.
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The bodies continue to pile up. Pictures is Mrs. Buffy Buttsniffer and an unidentified canine who were found in a very compromising position.
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Mexico bans chicken from Foster Farms plants tied to Salmonella outbreak

Authorities ask USDA to delist the plants, but Foster Farms chicken from other facilities is still open for trade to Mexico
Release Date: 10/25/2013
Mexico has banned imports of Foster Farms chicken from the three California plants connected to a recent Salmonella outbreak that caused more than 300 people in the U.S. to become ill. Mexican authorities contacted the U.S. Department of Agriculture on October 22 and asked them to delist the two Fresno facilities and another in Livingston.
It's not clear how much chicken Foster Farms exports to Mexico or how severely the ban will affect Foster Farms sales but the officials in Hicks Co are concerned as the demands for body parts will only cause more murders locally.​
 
Is this murder spree nation wide? I have had several chickens go missing this summer. And my neighbor's whole flock is gone. Just last week one of the free ranging guineas disappeared!

That will be some tough chewing for sure, since he was old enough to vote in the last Presidential election. :)
 

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