The DUMBEST thing I've ever heard somebody say about Chickens...READ!

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Does #2 mean that I will get spotted eggs from my spotted chicken??????????
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Oh I can't wait to see my BR eggs!! They will be to cool to eat! - she squatted for the very first time today btw. Just when I thought she would never lay!
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Someone told me the egg color depends on what the chicken had to eat. I thought that was actually a fairly intelligent explanation - compaired to other explanations out there anyways. Like flamingos- their food turns them pink.

Idk if this happens to other ppl or if I just draw the short stick but I always get ppl telling me facts about my animals. The problem here is they are almost always wrong and they are almost always from ppl who Have never even seen a ___(insert whatever animal here). Its even more "funny" (funny odd not hilarious) because I started school as a veterinary major and am strongly involved in my animals health and wellbeing- which includes having knowledge about their anatomy and behaviors (even outside of what I learned as a vet student). When I'm discussing my animals with someone who owns the same species I assume they have the same general knowledge about their pet as I do and I start the conversation at that level. I wouldn't approach any of you and say "well chickens start squatting before they lay eggs" I would assume you were aware - so why do ppl do that to me?? (sorry for the lame example its all I could think of on the spot). And I wouldn't dare go up to say a horse owner and spout off helpful hints as I've never owned a horse and my minimal knowledge of horses is probably not something a horse owner doesn't already know. That's my take on the situation anyways- I'm prepared to stand alone on it
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My daughter, gotta love her, brought home brown eggs from the farmer's market one time. Her husband wanted to know why she bought dirty eggs (I guess brown = dirt
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). She proceeded to tell him that all eggs start out brown but white ones are bleached before selling, which also bleaches out some of the taste. Now, she knows different but apparently he didn't since it has been four years since then and he STILL buys "unbleached eggs"
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Does #2 mean that I will get spotted eggs from my spotted chicken??????????
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Oh I can't wait to see my BR eggs!! They will be to cool to eat! - she squatted for the very first time today btw. Just when I thought she would never lay!
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WOW now I want a BR so I can have stripey eggs. OH and a SS for even spottier eggs!
 
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Oh I can't wait to see my BR eggs!! They will be to cool to eat! - she squatted for the very first time today btw. Just when I thought she would never lay!
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WOW now I want a BR so I can have stripey eggs. OH and a SS for even spottier eggs!

I'd like to market these as "zebra eggs" and sell each one for hundreds!!
Whose with me?? The BR owners are going to blow you ppl with dirty brown eggs out of the water!!

I actually like the bleach explanation- it fits! I think I'm going to use it next time someone argues with me about my dirty brown eggs!!- that's in the meantime while I wait for my zebra eggs of course!
 
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My daughter, gotta love her, brought home brown eggs from the farmer's market one time. Her husband wanted to know why she bought dirty eggs (I guess brown = dirt
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). She proceeded to tell him that all eggs start out brown but white ones are bleached before selling, which also bleaches out some of the taste. Now, she knows different but apparently he didn't since it has been four years since then and he STILL buys "unbleached eggs"
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LOVE IT!
 
My grandmother wouldn't eat my green eggs, and she grew up on a farm. NO one in this farm town knows the word bantam evidently, just regular old chickens ^_^ and absolutely everyone was scared stiff of my Chinese goose pair even though they are super friendly never aggressive. When I was nine and first learned that meat was animal muscle I became vegetarian for six months lol
 
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My daughter, gotta love her, brought home brown eggs from the farmer's market one time. Her husband wanted to know why she bought dirty eggs (I guess brown = dirt
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). She proceeded to tell him that all eggs start out brown but white ones are bleached before selling, which also bleaches out some of the taste. Now, she knows different but apparently he didn't since it has been four years since then and he STILL buys "unbleached eggs"
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You are FABULOUS! That is the best way I've ever heard it explained so that someone with "food prejudice" would accept fresh eggs! You and your daughter deserve a GFM and a Blue Ribbon For Inventiveness for that suggestion! (Which, with your permission, I shall appropriate!
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I get a lot of the "how will they lay eggs with no rooster?" A LOT. From some of the smartest people I know.

I have a friend who really hates eggs. Thinks they are all totally disgusting. She says, "an egg is a chicken's period".

That's actually pretty much true. So I have used it on the "How will you get eggs with no roo?" folks..

It doesn't endear them to chickens.

The idea of the all purpose vent is shocking to a lot of my friends.

It's sad how little we know about our food sources. Including me, I'm learning all the time, some of it I kinda wish I didn't know, but feel like I should know.
 
This is great, I would NOT be able to keep a straight face. So glad that you were able to and manage to get through it.. ha haha
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at what point exactly? that's a great question. I guess I think they're food untill they start to develop a visible embrio, then they *aren't* food again until they're capon size. chicks aren't food. and balout is DEFINITELY not food!

we have ducks and lots of folks are initially grossed out by the idea of eating duck eggs. that is, until they try one and find out that duck eggs are the BEST tasting eggs ever! (sorry, chickens, I love you and I happily eat your eggs, but duck eggs are definitely better.) we eat goose eggs (mostly in baking) and next spring I'm going to get to try turkey and guinea eggs too. but I guess we all have a line... a friend of mine has multitudinous breeding colonies of parakeets and they eat the itty bitty jeallybean sized parakeet eggs... to which I have to say ... um... EWWWW!
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ok, I'd try them if she offers, but in my head, they're definitely ewww.
 

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