The DUMBEST thing you've ever done?? (that you'll admit to, lol)

[yoie]

I broke my front tooth off while eating a waffle.

To this day my DH won't stop teasing me about that one. Even the dentist kept asking are you sure that's what happened? But I guess showing up with a busted lip and a broken tooth, it looked like I was in the middle of a fist fight, not eating a waffle.

 

[sourland]

That's a wickeed waffle if it busted your lip also. Please, thanks for the offer, but I'll skip breakfast. Don't use the Quick-crete the next time.

 

[mikensara]

I had forgotten about this until today and yes its a true story and a widely repeated story in my family in fact when everyone gets their learners permit its like well when you take your road test dont be like "me" and total the car 5 minutes after you leave the dmv and pass your road test. yes on that fateful day I did a very basic beginners mistake I pulled out in front of a truck. I looked he wasnt there and the next thing i knew the car was spinning and we were across the intersection in someones driveway. No tickets were usued though the cops said well its an accident and they happen. He then told me to re read the book you read when you get your learners permit.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Speaking of Quik-crete,...... When I was a teen, I lived with a buddy in his basement, cause dad & I were CLASHING. His mom sold Avon products. I picked up, what I thought was under arm spray deodorant, but it was spray hair protein, or something like that. I was picking Quik-crete out from under my arms for months!

 

[epignosisjs]

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You could've shaved your pits ?? It would've grown back...

 

[chocolate m'scovy]

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Wow...well I guess he figured you'd be ok. And I found "Look! A fish!" to be hilarious.

And I was really surprised to find mostly through the story that you were a 13-year old girl. Thought only a guy would do something like that.

Maybe if you hadn't warned me not to read it, I wouldn't've read it.

 

[chocolate m'scovy]

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That must've been embarrassing.

 

[spotstealer]

While duck hunting, I thought it would be easier to collect my decoys by hopping out of the boat and wade out to them because of the many stumps and logs. I had my waders on, and the water was shallow. Well the the mud was nearly a$$ deep. I was stuck, really stuck, and my jon boat was gently drifting away. Luckily, I had a decoy left in my decoy bag. I was able to toss the decoy weight into the boat and hook a rope. With allot of effort, I was able to get back in the boat.

 

[Orpimom]

I have one that actually happened to a friend of mine.She was always the laugh of the day.She drove her car to the local arena where their was a concert going on.Everybody partied,had fun.When she went to leave her car wouldn't start.No turning over,nothin.So she calls a tow truck to come pick it up.Well 2 days later(it was saturday) They company calls her telling her to come pick up her car.She gets there to find out what was wrong with it,and come to find out she hadn't put it in park.The whole time she was trying to start it and it was simply out of gear.Sooo lesson learned after $85 tow bill? Check ur darn transmission mode....lol....

 

[Telamon]

Watch MLP: FiM.

Now i'm addicted.