The Front Porch Swing

[Triple Willow]

You try one and you'll be mad over all those you threw away. lol

 

[Triple Willow]

A deer got ran over by my house today. I thought about feeding it to the chickens and dogs.

 

[chickenboy190]

You try one and you'll be mad over all those you threw away. lol

Lol maybe I shouldn't eat one then so I won't be mad at me

 

[Blooie]

You try one and you'll be mad over all those you threw away. lol

They taste like - Drum roll, please - chicken!

Sorry, but you guys should know by now never to give me a straight line like that!

 

[Triple Willow]

Lol maybe I shouldn't eat one then so I won't be mad at me  

Ahhh go for it. I wish I was your neighbor- I'd take them off your hands. lol

 

[chickenboy190]

Ahhh go for it.

I wish I was your neighbor- I'd take them off your hands. lol

I was just kidding Yeah you could have them all too!

 

[chickenboy190]

They taste like - Drum roll, please - chicken!

Sorry, but you guys should know by now never to give me a straight line like that!

Now I got to try them if they taste like chicken!

lol

 

[Beekissed]

I was going to ask the same thing!!!!

Lol and why does it matter if it's a male!?

Okay...guess I have to conduct an anatomy class....country style.

Other than humans, most male mammals have a penis bone and old coon hunters used to cut those out of their boar coons and compare the sizes...sort of like a competition for the biggest, baddest boar coon. Anyhoo, they would often drill a hole in the base of a particularly large specimen, wear it on their watch chain, sharpen down the tip and use it as a toothpick~sort of a silent, but quite evident, bragging.

Good coon huntin' in Arkansas, I gather...isn't that where they based the film Where the Red Fern Grows?

Nowadays I guess some folks make jewelry of 'em....

 

[Blooie]

Okay...guess I have to conduct an anatomy class....country style.

Other than humans, most male mammals have a penis bone and old coon hunters used to cut those out of their boar coons and compare the sizes...sort of like a competition for the biggest, baddest boar coon. Anyhoo, they would often drill a hole in the base of a particularly large specimen, wear it on their watch chain, sharpen down the tip and use it as a toothpick~sort of a silent, but quite evident, bragging.

Good coon huntin' in Arkansas, I gather...isn't that where they based the film Where the Red Fern Grows?

Nowadays I guess some folks make jewelry of 'em....

And I thought MY brain was full of weird little tidbits of information??

 

[chickenboy190]

Okay...guess I have to conduct an anatomy class....country style.

Other than humans, most male mammals have a penis bone and old coon hunters used to cut those out of their boar coons and compare the sizes...sort of like a competition for the biggest, baddest boar coon. Anyhoo, they would often drill a hole in the base of a particularly large specimen, wear it on their watch chain, sharpen down the tip and use it as a toothpick~sort of a silent, but quite evident, bragging.

Good coon huntin' in Arkansas, I gather...isn't that where they based the film Where the Red Fern Grows?

Nowadays I guess some folks make jewelry of 'em....

Oh okay. That's very cool. I might have to see If I can't get one.....