The funniest thing happened to me today...how about you?

[ARose4Heaven]

I found a chicken egg, put it in me pocket
Found me another one, put it in me other pocket.

Finished me chores
headed indoors,

HEY! In me pocket, down me leg
Slippery, slimey chicken egg.

EEWWWW!

It's SHOWER-TIME!!!

What hilarious chick-escapade happened to you today?

 

[Chicks_N_Horses]

I do that too....put them in my pockets but I have never had that happen!! LOL

No chickcapades but...

This morning I walked my girls to the bus stop and on my way back down the dirtroad my dh jumped out of the bushes and grabbed me, threw me over his shoulders, and ran back into the house with me LOL I started hollering "im being kidnapped - HELP" LOL

 

[ARose4Heaven]

That's sorta how I got my firstborn son...

When you say, "Don't! Stop!" to the hubby...you gotta watch the tone of voice....He might just think you want more........

 

[Chicks_N_Horses]

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He put me down once inside and told me to be careful out by myself because you never know who is watchin' in the bushes LOL MY dh is nuts.....

Oh yeah, and my 2 yr. old little boy usually saves me from my DH. LOL But he wasn't here today - at nana and pawpaws. My DH was like "Rex isn't here to save you" LOL

 

[Crickett]

Better be careful! May end up with a new brother for the two year old!

 

[thechickenchick]

Well nothing today but yesterday............

I had introduced 2 bantam roos to the flock the day before. I watched them all day and was relieved when all went well. That night I made sure everyone had a place to roost and was safe and sound inside.

The next morning at about 4:45 I woke up in a panic. I was afraid that if everyone in the coop woke up and saw the new babies they might forget they were there yesterday and harm them. The babies would be cooped up with the big girls with nowhere to hide!

So in my t-shirt and flip flops, in the dark, I traipse out to the coop. I open the door and only a few are awake and starting to come around. I look around and can't see the babies, where oh where could they be? I flip on the light which awakens ALL the birds that are running around me trying to find the way out. I hadn't,t opened the pop door yet. I opened the people door and they went running out, still no babies! There is nowhere to hide in my small 1 room coop.

Just as I am about to cry, I turned to leave and bumped a new bag of shavings I had leaned up against the wall. Out came the babies just a chirping and squeaking like crazy!

It scared the bejeebers out of me! Holy cow! I came in the house and made coffee, there was no getting back to sleep after that!

 

[Crickett]

Going out to feed the chickens in a pair of flipflops, two of the babies decide that my toes would make a good meal. I'm trying to feed the others while fighting off the babies without hurting them. (Those beaks hurt!) Meanwhile, DH is watching from the porch and laughing. When I finally finish and go back to the house, he asked me why I was "dancing with the chickens". MEN!