"So let me get this straight: You two are thieves, maybe even lovers, and you... Do you do any jobs on the side? I always thought that, if you're going to be constitutional thieves, you'd go around and do odd jobs on the side so you don't end up stealing pies from windowsills or something. I mean, what else are you going to do, rely on your parents' prestige?" Yustice asked, her voice rambling and running along on her airy tone.
"Lovers?" Kaze nearly shrieked, slapping his forehead. "We're siblings! Have you ever seen lovers like us who look so similar?"
"Well, you two bicker like an old married couple-" Ume tapped Yustice's shoulder and raised a white eyebrow at her, shutting her up.
I witnessed my chickens tasting generic Cap'n Crunchberries today.
I did not do it, and hope it does not affect their, um, excrement tomorrow.
(Yes, this should prob'ly be in the "What treat..." thread, but I just thought of it now.