The Great Banana Bread Disaster of 2015

[Spookwriter]

Lets all focus on the important issues at hand, please.

Banty Chocks is making me fresh brownies? You're my hero.


And Em...well, she's just plain nuts.

Nuts do not go in real food. Every normal person knows that.
Candy bars, sure. Maybe even ice cream.

Nuts are best when served alone. In the Queen's own words,
"I want to see those nuts."

Enough foolishness.

Now Banty, about my brownies.... Have a nice rocker on the
porch too?


Spook

 

[sourland]

Thank you, Spook, another voice of reason. Banti and Friday, "Spook always comes to the moat picnics and has never had a problem.

 

[BantyChooks]

Lets all focus on the important issues at hand, please.

Banty Chocks is making me fresh brownies? You're my hero.


And Em...well, she's just plain nuts.

Nuts do not go in real food. Every normal person knows that.
Candy bars, sure. Maybe even ice cream.

Nuts are best when served alone. In the Queen's own words,
"I want to see those nuts."

Enough foolishness.

Now Banty, about my brownies.... Have a nice rocker on the
porch too?


Spook

No rocker... Sorry.



Makes 9-12 brownies

1 cup sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup butter, melted
3/4 cup flour
1/2 cup cocoa powder

In a bowl, beat sugar, eggs, vanilla, and salt. Add butter, beat until blended. Combine flour and cocoa, gradually add to sugar mixture. Mix well. Transfer to microwave safe 8 inch dish. Microwave uncovered on high for 3-4 minutes.

Thank you, Spook, another voice of reason.  Banti and Friday, "Spook always comes to the moat picnics and has never had a problem.

You can't push a sheet into the moat....
-Banti

 

[sourland]

Banti, those look pretty good - bring a plate full, and I guarantee your safety. I'm easily bought.

 

[BantyChooks]

Banti, those look pretty good - bring a plate full, and I guarantee your safety.  I'm easily bought.

Here- but I still aint coming!

-Banti

 

[sourland]

Banti, Banti, Banti --------------- one never bites the hand that provides the brownies.

 

[BantyChooks]

Banti, Banti, Banti --------------- one never bites the hand that provides the brownies.

Still too risky- I hear that is still the very same potato salad you tried to serve to TOG.

Em can go first......
-Banti

 

[sourland]

Did you know TOG? That used to be one funny kid. He brought a glow to the moat parties.

 

[BantyChooks]

Did you know TOG?  That used to be one funny kid.  He brought a glow to the moat parties.

Indirectly.... Such a sad ending. Tsk tsk.....
-Banti

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Spook, you're against nuts in banana bread?!?! That tears it...we gotta break up....again.