The Great Banana Bread Disaster of 2015

[sourland]

Banana bread is never female.

 

[oldrooster]

Banana bread is never female.

Even born with out proper male anatomy? I think this is acceptable g language....

 

[JD4570]

Do you actually use a banana to make the bread?

 

[JD4570]

Just curious.

 

[sourland]

Do you actually use a banana to make the bread?

Yep, very ripe banana.

 

[drumstick diva]

psssst MY banana bread always has nuts - so did my mom's. My late uncle (her brother) refused to eat banana bread because he thought dark specks in there were ants.
So more for us. He had to make his own sandwiches because he was worried something??? might be in them.

Well on the good side, he was the only male in the family that would make a sandwich for myself. My grandfather (mom's)would have starved to death if someone didn't feed him.

My father was the same till he discovered microwave ovens. He could make tv dinners. Problem was, once he pressed too hard on the settings and must have ended hitting HOURS instead of minutes. The kitchen was filled with smoke and stench. The dinner was history and the plastic tray melted plus he wrecked the turntable in the oven.

Same father was upset that every time we went out to eat, he kept getting " fish and french fries. THAT was what he kept ordering. All this was decades before he developed dementia. He had a head start. Never a dull moment at our house.

 

[JD4570]

Funny little fact.....my wife and I are gourmet cooks. That could be a contributing factor in me being overweight .

 

[oldrooster]

Same father was upset that every time we went out to eat, he kept getting " fish and french fries.

Many pardons if this offends someone, it is not my intent this joke seems to fit your post Diva.

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!

 

[sourland]

Banana bread about to enter the oven, and it will be nutless. Neutered banana bread is the way to go. Anyone else miss @EmtheFishLady ?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Banana bread about to enter the oven, and it will be nutless. Neutered banana bread is the way to go. Anyone else miss @EmtheFishLady ?

You missed me? Why on earth would you summon me just to tell me you are making Banana cake?