The gross truth about ducks...

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LOL, I understand my ducks just fine but I do have one girl whoi honestly think is stupid. She watched the other ducks and when they graze in higher grass she sits down and screams because she is too lazy to stand up and look beside her to realize that the others didnt leave her! Its kinda funny to watch because usually one of the other females will peck her on the back so she realizes she isnt alone.
 
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LOL, I understand my ducks just fine but I do have one girl whoi honestly think is stupid. She watched the other ducks and when they graze in higher grass she sits down and screams because she is too lazy to stand up and look beside her to realize that the others didnt leave her! Its kinda funny to watch because usually one of the other females will peck her on the back so she realizes she isnt alone.

Sometimes when I walk everyone to the park, a few ducks are a little late understanding what is going on. So instead of going the same way they go every other time we go to the park, they try to go in a straight line from where they are to where we are... usually resulting in getting stuck behind a fence. They quack like something is eating them. ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS MOVE TWO FEET TO THE LEFT to get around the fence, but no, I have to walk back and show them how. /facepalm
 
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My duck always did that. And then he's eat it!
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In other words, ducks are lovable, goofy, poop machines. This thread hasn't changed my mind about getting ducks this spring. I MUST HAVE THEM!!
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You will Love them
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They are sooooo cute when they are little and then they are sooooooo
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swimming and diving and they become a big part of your life too.
 
What about muscovies? I now have poo in places where poo doesn't belong, like on top of my car. Ms. Muscovy can make it up to our deck and likes to poo all over the railing. I can no longer keep the bin of duck food in the duck house because that's Mr. Muscovies favorite place to hang out and poo. Poo falling from the sky... I dunno about those muscovies.
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something not poop related: Ducks forage whenever something catches their eye and do not understand the concept of personal space - a bad combination when they are on your lap and see your pants zipper... thank God they aren't chickens!
 
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