The Kitchen Table - come sit with us! new request added to post 1!

[debilorrah]

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Well, I'm sure glad it's his nickname and not mine.

I get the biggest kick out it. I only told one person that and now the entire construction site is calling him that.

 

[OrpingtonManor]

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Well, I'm sure glad it's his nickname and not mine.

I get the biggest kick out it. I only told one person that and now the entire construction site is calling him that.

debi, that's not the way to get him to buy you lunch.

 

[debilorrah]

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I get the biggest kick out it. I only told one person that and now the entire construction site is calling him that.

debi, that's not the way to get him to buy you lunch.

HAHAHA!!!!! He laughs at it too. He got pushy today and I told him his rainbow now only has four colors. He faked hurt. Too funny!

 

[jeaucamom]

Reminds me of the funniest joke... we can laugh at these cuz I am fat.. my kids and I laugh so hard at Yo mama jokes..


Yo mama so fat she sits on a Rainbow and skittles pop out!!

Went to the Dr. and he was "impressed" with my "diffuse inflammatory polyarthalgia". Huh???

Lots of swelling and joint pain.. prescribed heavy steroids.. something in me says that this is not the right thing to do.. I am going to sleep on it tonight before I take my first dose.

Lunch was fabuloso and I love seeing my peeps!!

GOT MY BALLET TICKETS FOR THE 27TH

and the best news of the day is Austin Bostin is home and my world is all set to right again!!

 

[debilorrah]

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You mama's so ugly when she walks by the bathroom the toilet flushes itself.

ETA: I am fat too!

 

[jeaucamom]

Yo mama so fat when she was floatin in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the New World.

 

[debilorrah]

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Yo mamas so fat the Atlantic ocean is her waterbed.

 

[jeaucamom]

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

 

[debilorrah]

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Now I need to google yo mama jokes!

 

[jeaucamom]

Yo mama so fat when she wears a coat with an X on the back, helicopters want to land on her.