The Kitchen Table - come sit with us! new request added to post 1!

[debilorrah]

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Oh crap!

 

[jeaucamom]

Yo Mama so fat when she walk by the couch.. MY thighs jiggle.

 

[debilorrah]

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DANG!!!! You have a big library of these things. I know blonde jokes. But most are visual.

 

[jeaucamom]

Yo mama so fat she on BOTH sides of the family


Yo mama so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite photos


Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house... she sits A R O U N D the house....

Yo mama so fat, to get her through a door, you gotta grease it and dangle a twinkie on the other side

 

[debilorrah]

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I keep thinking of Eddue Murphy in that HORRID film where he played a HUGE woman. Starts with an N

 

[jeaucamom]

Two blondes were on the opposite sides of a river. One blond shouts out "How did you get to the other side?" The other one answers, "You ARE on the other side!"


Two blondes were laying in a pasture. One asks the other, "Which one is farther, the moon or Florida?"... "Duh" says the other one.."Can you SEE Florida?"

 

[debilorrah]

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What do you get when you stand ten blondes in a row?

A wind tunnel

 

[jeaucamom]

I'm like "HUH???" cuz I am picturing them lined up ......not side by side........

I SWEAR I am not blond.....

 

[debilorrah]

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Glad I could help you make that distinction.... Or not.

 

[jnkir7]

im goin to sit in for a while i like coffee parties, i have mine, got it first,but im not clearing that table , im janie from arkansas