The laziest person in the world contest...

[orpington13]

I am so lazy, I forgot my name and my birthday. The only reason I remember my wife is because she is constantly yelling at me. I still cannot understand what she is saying.

 

[Rod-T]

I don't take a shower because in 6 months id just have to do it again. . So what's the point?

 

[orpington13]

I'm so lazy, I eat myself to stay alive. It might be weird, but the closest refrigerator is less then 10 feet away. Ain't nobody got time for that!

 

[Alexandra33]

Lazy-ness is a state of being, an action. In that case, I'm too lazy to even be lazy.

~Alex

 

[duluthralphie]

Hi.. I fell asleep reading something here this morning. Bedtime now. Anyone want to tell me what I missed? Oh, never mind, I am too lazy to care. night

 

[duluthralphie]

I woke up now and need to roll over, can one of you come and help me roll over?

I need to pass gas too, but not sure if I have the energy to open the sphincter for that.



Why if bed is suppose to be so restful, do we have to pass gas and roll over? Doing that hardly makes the bed and sleep seem worth while.




Never mind, the gas has left my system, I think I will take a nap now,,,,,,,But still could use someone to roll me over.

 

[orpington13]

I am so lazy, and fat, so whenever I look down at myself I say, "I can't believe it's not butter!"

 

[duluthralphie]

I am so lazy, I have the winning numbers for the powerball lottery tonight, but it was too much work to go to town and actually buy the ticket,

 

[Rod-T]

I'm so lazy the word PowerBall wears me out

 

[orpington13]

I am so lazy, and fat, that when I sat on an iPod, I invented the iPad.