The laziest person in the world contest...

[duluthralphie]

I am so lazy, and fat, that when I sat on an iPod, I invented the iPad.

You cannot call yourself lazy if you were up and sat down as you implied... I never sit, that takes way too much energy.

Dang, I wet the bed again. I wish the bathroom was closer to the bed.

 

[Rod-T]

I too lazy to call myself lazy

 

[duluthralphie]

I prefer to call myself ambition challenged. Lazy gets a bad rap from too many.

 

[Rod-T]

I prefer to call myself ambition challenged.   Lazy gets a bad rap from too many.

Those words are long.. who's got energy for that

 

[duluthralphie]

Those words are long.. who's got energy for that

I never thought of that, Thanks

 

[orpington13]

I am so lazy and fat, that just to get a picture of my face you need an aerial satellite

 

[duluthralphie]

I am so lazy and fat, that just to get a picture of my face you need an aerial satellite

A truly lazy person is not fat, it takes to much energy to lift food to your mouth to get fat.

 

[orpington13]

true, But I have Cream Cheese frosting IVs that I have my slaves hook up to me every five minutes.

 

[orpington13]

I am so lazy, I can't describe myself

 

[orpington13]

I am so lazy, people are attracted to me...








...because of the gravitational pull of my fat!