The laziest person in the world contest...

[Alexandra33]

Breathing harder would force your heart to work harder, thus expending more energy.

But here's something to think about: if the rest of your body functions at a snail's pace, how slowly does your brain work?

~Alex

 

[duluthralphie]

Why would I want my brain to work any harder than the rest of me???

 

[3goodeggs]

What consumes more energy i.e. burns more oxygen moving the fingers or moving the lips and breathing harder. I try to limit my inhales to 3 per hour.

I see the cause of your problem there, Ralphie.
oxygen deprivation.
You could pay someone to perform CPR on you and then save those heart beats.
It is difficult to get around the autonomic nervous system, though.

 

[Alexandra33]

Exactly!

In that case, I would estimate that your brain functions about 72 times a day, which would be just enough to tell your body to take those 3 breaths every hour.

~Alex

 

[duluthralphie]

I see the cause of your problem there, Ralphie.
oxygen deprivation.
You could pay someone to perform CPR on you and then save those heart beats.
It is difficult to get around the autonomic nervous system, though.

I think you hit on something getting someone else to pump my heart and breath for me......

 

[BantyChooks]

Well Ralphie, since you don't want to move, you won't care about and will ignore the quacking and muddy web prints across your floors as I show the newest resident of your home her private room...... Right?
-Banti

 

[duluthralphie]

OMG!!

What a quandary!

Move or allow a duck into the house..

I think the best action is do nothing and let my DW the WWD handle it..Poor duck

 

[rIrs roost]

Entering. Putting it off right now though. To tired. If I have to do anything to enter though forget it.

 

[BantyChooks]

OMG!!

What a quandary! 

Move or allow a duck into the house..

I think the best action is do nothing and let my DW the WWD  handle it..Poor duck

You mean your DW who is busy eating candies someone on a mission for the safety of webs left at the door? Oh, and we already slipped past.
-Banti

 

[duluthralphie]

Entering. Putting it off right now though. To tired. If I have to do anything to enter though forget it.

Oh boy, you sound like stiff competition... I may just give up now.