The Lock, the cold... the horror!

[Robin'sBrood]

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Me too! I sometimes call her "Mighty Mouth" because of her yapping... and her breath that smells like she got into a dumpster outside a fish market.

My vet said Poms are notorious for bad teeth.

 

[Robin'sBrood]

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You give me evil ideas...

 

[Puff of Fluff]

How about a chicken hide-a-key?

Use one of the chickens that will allow you to handle it and find a way to attach a little key pouch under some of it's feathers. Most chickens are like most other pets, in they will allow the owner to pick them up, but anyone else try and forget it

. They are gone in a flash and they run every direction but straight. I know birdbrain idea huh? Still creates a funny mental image; chicken with a key holster and robber trying to chase it down