The meaning of life for a chicken owner

Discussion in 'Pictures & Stories of My Chickens' started by JennsPeeps, Sep 29, 2008.

  1. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

    Jun 14, 2008
    South Puget Sound
    A chronicle of a Sunday in the life of a suburban chicken farmer:

    7a - Get out of bed and let the 4 chickens out of the coop before even going to the bathroom. Check for first egg: none. Sigh deeply.

    8a-10a - Read newspaper. Ahh... quiet time.

    10a - Check out cell phone upgrade options at Verizon store. Realize that the sales clerk and I, though seeming to both be native speakers of English, cannot communicate.

    11a - Go home and order new cell phone from Verizon's website.

    11:30a - Mow the lawn. Instead of leaving the cut grass on the lawn, rake it up and throw it into the chicken run for them to scratch in for environment enrichment.

    12p - Trim the neighbor's out-of-control grape vine. Hide grapes in the pile of grass in the coop for environment enrichment. Save extra grapes for chickens later in the week.

    1p - Clean the coop. Change water, add feed. Check for eggs again in vain.

    2p - Trim the lilac tree so that it doesn't hit the power wires and burn down the house of People Who Bring Food.

    3p - Take a snack to the back yard to sit outside and enjoy the weather.

    3:03p - Go get another piece of bread after first piece is stolen. Consider eating inside.

    3:15p - Throw away the rotting pumpkin that chickens won't touch but that people swore the chooks would love.

    3:30p - Trim the apple tree. Put branches in chicken run for environment enrichment. Throw away apples that chickens or humans won't eat.

    4p - Pick the ripe cherry tomatoes. Fend off interested chickens.

    4:15p - Scrub out rubber garbage can in order to have clean place to store 2 different brands of 50-pound bags of chicken feed. Curse chicken that wouldn't eat the new brand.

    5p - Prepare dinner.

    5:15-6p - Practice my voilin.

    6p - Eat dinner. Take some leftovers out to the 4 resident velociraptors. Withdraw arm quickly.

    7p - Lock chooks in the coop.

    7:30p - Mop floor upon discovery that chickens have visited the house at some point during the day.

    7:40p - Re-mop floor after DBF walks on it.

    8-10p - Fold laundry while watching "Heros".

    10p - To bed
  2. halo

    halo Got The Blues

    Nov 22, 2007
    My Coop
    Can life get any better than that?? [​IMG]
  3. [​IMG] Loved your day! [​IMG]
  4. MagsC

    MagsC Queen Of Clueless

    Jul 27, 2008
    Sounds like a good day to me as well![​IMG]
  5. crtrlovr

    crtrlovr Still chillin' with my peeps

    Perfectly delightful, and I can SO identify... LOL!!!
  6. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

    Jun 14, 2008
    South Puget Sound
    I realized later that I'd forgotten to put in there that I had trimmed the shrubs alongside the path headed to the coop so that I won't get wet from the morning dew in the coming months.

    Lucky birds. Wish I had a me to take care of me.
  7. Gazinga

    Gazinga Chook Norris

    ahhh....thats the life
  8. fowltemptress

    fowltemptress Frugal Fan Club President

    Jan 20, 2008
    Love it, and laughed out loud at the pumpkin and mopping bit.
    I want to catalog my day now [​IMG]
  9. jacyjones

    jacyjones Songster

    Jun 9, 2008
    Aberystwyth, Wales
    Brilliant - not much time left for BYC but we all manage to squeeze in at least one daily fix don't we?
  10. Buff Hooligans

    Buff Hooligans Scrambled

    Jun 11, 2007
    JennsPeeps, brilliantly and cleverly written. Thank you for giving me something to print out and show friends and hubby!

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