OMG. I do not know how to respond to this and I'm afraid to. Just when I think it can't get any crazier you take it to a whole new level. You have a gift.Ya I almost believe it's true myself. Does that make me more out there or less?
It's nothing. You can Google and find many places that can get anything certified as an ESA. All it takes is a few minutes and more importantly a FEE.
Before I got Beaner I had a certified cocklebur. He was terrible at his job of cheering me up. Sure he would stick to my shoulder and go everywhere with me but he had a grouchy attitude. He was just a little pr!©k.