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What have I told you about being overly enthusiastic about your position as the head of the welcome wagon commitiy?
Smile, hand them the basket, say welcome, then proceed with small talk and jabs.
Ah she did fine. Gave me the basket and welcome speech right off the bat. The basket was beautiful BTW.
 
Btw this is Colonel’s son and daughter. Sarge (short for Sgt. Fluffernutter 😁) and Freddy.
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Women must take their hair color pretty serious.
I'm blonde and in my youth it was usually long. I hated it. It made me stand out. I grew up in a small town and every time there was trouble and the description was a guy with long blonde hair guess who's house the police showed up at first?
I know it was completely unfair. I mean like 2% -3% of the time I wasn't even involved.
OMG you’re basically Dally from The Outsiders! You don’t perchance have pointy ears too, right? Right?
Some of us take it seriously. When I was younger, I wasn't very popular but everyone knew who I was. My mom (oddly enough) was a hair dresser. She often would have customers that went to my high school. More often than not, they didn't know me by name, but when my mom said "really tall redhead" they knew immediately who I was. FYI I'm 6'1" so I stuck out like a sore thumb.
And you’re Wendy Corduroy from Gravity Falls!
Me, I’m nothing from nowhere.
My brunette friend always changes her hair color every six months. Most recent is blonde. “So my outside matches the inside.”
 
I thought you were offing Freddy?
I keep going back and forth on it 😂🤣🙈 between “I’m just gonna off all 3 of them” to “well maybe just Max and Danno since they’re the jerks” to none, I don’t know 😭 I know he’s the loudest but he’s also the nicest out of the 3 and doesn’t jump the others or chase them around so idk 😂😭 I feel like I should just off all 3 though but he’s so well behaved. And then the little puff ball is too cute to off 😂🤣
 
I keep going back and forth on it 😂🤣🙈 between “I’m just gonna off all 3 of them” to “well maybe just Max and Danno since they’re the jerks” to none, I don’t know 😭 I know he’s the loudest but he’s also the nicest out of the 3 and doesn’t jump the others or chase them around so idk 😂😭 I feel like I should just off all 3 though but he’s so well behaved. And then the little puff ball is too cute to off 😂🤣
Not the Danno. 😡
 

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