The Most Dangerous Coffee Shop- A Role Play

[Amer]

Blair sneered down at the little man. Stop it! Stop being so cruel! You realize that I will do exactly what you tell me not to, right, sweetheart? And you can't do anything to stop me.
"At least I find people. I don't stand around, shuffling my feet, calling myself a group leader while others are finding missing people." She said coldly, turning and heading down the steps carefully.
Blair let out a sharp, very canine like yelp when she saw the spider, flinching away. She swore, eyeing it warily. "Another stupid bug? This is getting ridiculous!"

Well I didn’t have much of a choice when you demanded to go find Take.

"Hey!" He shouted, he didn't care about what ever was going on with these two, obviously Kyle had done something to get Blair hurt and she was mad about it. "Where's Fred?!" He demanded. Standing further up the stairs from the spider that was somehow almost as big as he was. Looks like Kyle underestimated just how big these things would get.

(Please please please please blunder into the spider web somebody)


“It’s bad enough getting caught in one of those orb weaver’s webs, but this is just something else!” Kyle muttered, mostly to himself. “Spider up ahead!” he screeched, for the benefit of the people behind him. The swollen beast was mottled with black and grey and stared at him with a primitive malice out of her eight beady eyes.
He gracefully dismounted and stroked his terrified feline’s fur. The web blocked most of the hallway, but for a few places around the edges.
Could Rylie fit through? Kyle didn’t want to risk it.
“Stay here,” he said. “The web is probably too strong for human hands to break, if what they say about spider silk is true. I think a lazer could get us out of here in a jiffy. I know just who to find.”
He patted Rylie’s head and walked through a hole near the bottom of the web, feeling the sudden urge to crawl. He felt like an at that could be squished with one step as he crawled beneath the spider’s grotesque, squirming legs and the yards and yards of silk.
Don’t touch it. If you do, you’ll get stuck.
Relief washed over Kyle as he emerged on the other side. He was so used to the world being so big, and the wide steps on the other side were alluringly familiar.
He hopped down each step carefully, never stumbling. Tiny men have few skills, but like a cat, they always land on their feet.

 

[Rose Quartz]

(Oh, it was already in the works. :3 )
Kipp didn't bother to wait for their answer, the spider had to be dealt with first. He took one quick step down to launch himself into the air, and flapped his wings as hard as he could in the tight quarters gaining speed. He flew at it not caring what would happen to him just angry that it was standing in his way. A quick flick of his primaries forward and his legs swung up in front of him. He landed talons first on the spiders back plunging his claws in to it's oddly cold flesh, and digging in as much as he could. The spider arched up flailing its front legs in to the air pawing at the walls and ceiling. Kipp held on with his feet and grabbed at the long hairs sticking out of the upper thorax.

"Blair get it while it's up!" He shrieked, unable to get a hand hold he was being thrown around like a ragdoll, and could only hope Blair would help.

 

[Amer]

(Oh, it was already in the works. :3 )
Kipp didn't bother to wait for their answer, the spider had to be dealt with first. He took one quick step down to launch himself into the air, and flapped his wings as hard as he could in the tight quarters gaining speed. He flew at it not caring what would happen to him just angry that it was standing in his way. A quick flick of his primaries forward and his legs swung up in front of him. He landed talons first on the spiders back plunging his claws in to it's oddly cold flesh, and digging in as much as he could. The spider arched up flailing its front legs in to the air pawing at the walls and ceiling. Kipp held on with his feet and grabbed at the long hairs sticking out of the upper thorax.

"Blair get it while it's up!" He shrieked, unable to get a hand hold he was being thrown around like a ragdoll, and could only hope Blair would help.

Rylie stared unblinkingly at the boy who had taken up the uncanny resemblance of a trapped moth.

 

[Amer]

*spider rolls over, causing Kipp to get stuck in the web*

 

[Amer]

Kyle approached the bottom and attempted something he had practiced for a long time, albeit into a basin of water. Jump and...
Kyle flipped over, sticking the landing, and feeling for all the world like an Olympic athlete. Now if only he had a crowd to applaud him.
Kyle sprinted then, his worn leather shoes finding little purchase on the polished black and white tiles.
Through this door... and up these... oh. Stairs. Upward. Climbing.
The one thing Kyle hated more than dogs, bees, and his grumpy sister-in-law was stairs. An arch-nemesis of his if you like. Well, maybe it tied with chairs, no actually, just throw in all man-made structures designed without him in mind. Actually, climbing in general tended to be a waste of his time and exertion.
The reason he always had Rylie at his side. Well. Here goes.
One... Kyle jumped to reach the first stair and kicked his leg over. Two... Kyle slid back down to the first stair.
Couldn’t they at least add carpet to ease the climb?

 

[Rose Quartz]

Rylie stared unblinkingly at the boy who had taken up the uncanny resemblance of a trapped moth.

*spider rolls over, causing Kipp to get stuck in the web*

Kipp stared mortified up at the creature, that was thankfully having a hard time turning around. He tried to pull his feathers free of the sticky strands but all it did was pull a few feathers out.
"Hhhaaaa..." The sound he made wasn't really a word, more a terrified exclamation. He was stuck upside down in a spiders web, with the hungry monster inches away.
Nonononononononono... I'm gonna die! He squirmed trying to free himself, Wings stuck, arms, mostly free, that's not gonna help. Legs...? He pulled his legs forward with all his strength, grunting with effort. The goo didn't hurt pulling on his scaly legs. But they weren't moving. His breathing sped up panic setting in. He was stuck.

"AAAAAHHHH!!!!" He roared at the spider. "COME OVER HERE I DARE YOU!!!! I'LL BITE YOUR FREAKISH FACE OFF!!!!!"

 

[Butterscotchbitesfinger]

Kipp stared mortified up at the creature, that was thankfully having a hard time turning around. He tried to pull his feathers free of the sticky strands but all it did was pull a few feathers out.
"Hhhaaaa..." The sound he made wasn't really a word, more a terrified exclamation. He was stuck upside down in a spiders web, with the hungry monster inches away.
Nonononononononono... I'm gonna die! He squirmed trying to free himself, Wings stuck, arms, mostly free, that's not gonna help. Legs...? He pulled his legs forward with all his strength, grunting with effort. The goo didn't hurt pulling on his scaly legs. But they weren't moving. His breathing sped up panic setting in. He was stuck.

"AAAAAHHHH!!!!" He roared at the spider. "COME OVER HERE I DARE YOU!!!! I'LL BITE YOUR FREAKISH FACE OFF!!!!!"

Fred arrives holding a pair of rose bush clippers. “I’ll save you!” He starts trying to cut Kipp free of the spiders web. The spider try’s to grab him. Fred drove his rose bush Clippers straight into it killing it. “Oops” He said staring stricken at the blood soaked clippers. He grabbed Kipp Yanking him free, “now let’s leave before it’s friends have me for dinner”

 

[Rose Quartz]

Fred arrives holding a pair of rose bush clippers. “I’ll save you!” He starts trying to cut Kipp free of the spiders web. The spider try’s to grab him. Fred drove his rose bush Clippers straight into it killing it. “Oops” He said staring stricken at the blood soaked clippers. He grabbed Kipp Yanking him free, “now let’s leave before it’s friends have me for dinner”

Kipp completely fixated on the spider that had turned on him was using his half stuck arms to try to grab it's smaller forelegs.

"BRING IT STUPID SPIDER! I'M GONNA EAT YOU FIRST!" He screamed, yanking on anything he could get his hand on to pull it closer to him. He hadn't noticed Fred, and fell on his head on the stairs as he was released from the web.

"Agh!" He grunted as he slid down a few stairs, catching his footing and bolting back up to fight. The spider though was scrunching it's legs up blue goop oozing from it's face. Fred stood next to it staring at him. "FRED!!?" He yelled grinning. "You're alive!" Wait, where's Blair? She didn't fight it. Kipp stood panting on the step, adrenaline still coursing through him and a cold snake twisting in his stomach. Is she that mad at me, that she'd just let me die?

"Let's get out of here." He whispered, backing down a step his face pale and eyes distant.

 

[Butterscotchbitesfinger]

Kipp completely fixated on the spider that had turned on him was using his half stuck arms to try to grab it's smaller forelegs.

"BRING IT STUPID SPIDER! I'M GONNA EAT YOU FIRST!" He screamed, yanking on anything he could get his hand on to pull it closer to him. He hadn't noticed Fred, and fell on his head on the stairs as he was released from the web.

"Agh!" He grunted as he slid down a few stairs, catching his footing and bolting back up to fight. The spider though was scrunching it's legs up blue goop oozing from it's face. Fred stood next to it staring at him. "FRED!!?" He yelled grinning. "You're alive!" Wait, where's Blair? She didn't fight it. Kipp stood panting on the step, adrenaline still coursing through him and a cold snake twisting in his stomach. Is she that mad at me, that she'd just let me die?

"Let's get out of here." He whispered, backing down a step his face pale and eyes distant.

“Y-Yes I’m alive” Fred said. He continued to stare at his Rose clippers.

 

[Butterscotchbitesfinger]

“Y-Yes I’m alive” Fred said. He continued to stare at his Rose clippers.

“I-I have only ever had to use these to cut myself free whenever my brothers have tied me up for target practice”