The Most Dangerous Coffee Shop Chat Thread

Can a coffee shop be potentially dangerous?

  • Yes

    Votes: 4 22.2%

  • No

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • No but coffee can make me potentially dangerous.

    Votes: 7 38.9%

  • HeavensHens88

    Votes: 7 38.9%
  • Total voters
    18
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Rose Quartz said:
Pfff I can guarantee, Kipp wouldn't be caught dead in a diaper. If he were dead he'd rise just to take it off.
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I have discovered the secret to immortality.


I saw a funeral ad that said "You always said you wouldn't be caught dead wearing that dress," and then advertised how you should establish what you want for your funeral. I know they were trying to lighten the mood, but I thought it was kinda morbid.
 
Rose Quartz said:
I'm gonna give everybody a heads up. The rest of my week... Month is gonna be hectic, but especially this week.
Tomorrow, if I can get her in a carrier, pregnant mama cat is going to the SPCA. Which means my kids will be upset once they get home from school.

Thursday, I'll have no power. Electrical work is being done at my house and I still don't have data on my phone as far as I'm aware so I won't be online.

Friday, I have a doctor's appointment. And all my kids are home from school. Friday night my boy is leaving for 2 weeks to go hunting, which leaves me to take care of everything at home.

He's taking one kid for the weekend, and I'm going up Monday to get the kid back. So I'll be busy all day Monday too.
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Poor kitty.
Also
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You aren't going to the Ohio National?
Jk that's not a requirement. I might not be on at the end of the week either though because of it.
 
AMERAUCANAS4REAL said:
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I have discovered the secret to immortality.


I saw a funeral ad that said "You always said you wouldn't be caught dead wearing that dress," and then advertised how you should establish what you want for your funeral. I know they were trying to lighten the mood, but I thought it was kinda morbid.
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huh, it is. That's not really something I think about, and it certainly wouldn't be something I'd just randomly hint at.
 
Rose Quartz said:
The noise Cam was making woke Kipp. He peered up at her with bleary eyes. Why is everyone awake? Aren't we supposed to be sleeping? Why did everyone deem it necessary to crowd around me? He wondered, but didn't say anything, his dry mouth was glued shut and unsealing it would mean he was actually awake. He huffed a loud sigh through his nose and closed his eyes hoping he'd fall back to sleep.
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HeavensHens88 said:
"No, I'm John Cena," said Colby.
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AMERAUCANAS4REAL said:
Cam was perfectly content as she began to crunch on the crisp, juicy apple.
Wait why does it hurt to eat this thing?
Are my gums bleeding?
“Day two,” she said. “Some of our crew members are beginning to display symptoms of scurvy.”

Kyle snorted, and forced himself to look serious. “No,” he said with about as sternness as possible. “Where were you last night really? You’re like... I don’t actually know how old you are and you were missing. You could’ve gotten injured, or worse.”
Kyle squinted his blue eyes in what he hope was an intimidating mom-glare.
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AMERAUCANAS4REAL said:
Kyle blinked. “You have? Where?”

“Alright, but first we should probably eat. Do you have like, a fruit snack or two that you could spare?” He glanced at Blair. “And I haven’t seen you eat like ever. Also, is the invisible kid in here and I just don’t see him? Does he have the ability to turn other people invisible? Because I don’t see the brown-haired kid or that lazer eyed kid or...” the one with a good dose of sarcasm “or that other one!”
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Rylie rubbed up against Annie some more. I am a good big boy!
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You guys are killing me :lau
 

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