The movie TITANIC - the entire script.

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  1. Buff Hooligans

    Buff Hooligans Scrambled

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    The movie TITANIC - Hubby is addicted, I am not.

    But, in the interest of being a companionable supportive wife, after 186 viewings, I have memorized the entire script.




    Titanic


    Scene 1: Jack. Rose.




    Scene 2, Act 1: Oh Jack... Oh Rose...

    Scene 2, Act 2: [sketch sketch sketch]




    Scene 3: Jack! Rose! Jack!! Rose!! Jack !!!!!!! Rose!!!!!!




    Scene 4: JACK! [splash splash splash] ROSE! [splash splash splash] JACK!!!! [splash splash splash] ROSE!!! [splash splash splash]




    Scene 5: jack [glub glub glub] rose [glub glub glub]



    Scene 6: Jack. Jack? Jack???!!!!! JACK!!!!!!!!!! Jack.



    The End.




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    Last edited: Jan 26, 2010
  2. AK Michelle

    AK Michelle Bad Girl of the North

    Mar 17, 2009
    Palmer, Alaska
    I've never watched it all the way through. Thank you for the Reader's Digest version.
     
  3. annie3001

    annie3001 My Girls

    Jun 11, 2009
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    i really liked the movie, its way too long,,...id much rather be on my computer and have coffee [​IMG]
     
  4. Buff Hooligans

    Buff Hooligans Scrambled

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    Quote:It's really all you need to know. Not even buttered popcorn can entice me to enjoy it.
     
  5. NGT ANGL

    NGT ANGL Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 2, 2009
    Locust Grove, VA
    How do you REALLY feel about the movie Buff? [​IMG]
     
  6. cutlass1972

    cutlass1972 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:You forgot the nude scene! LOL!

    That is why he watches it! mmmmhmmmm. Kate Winslet! But, yeah, 186 times is excessive, I was good with 1 time.
     
  7. hippichick

    hippichick Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 13, 2008
    Branch, La
    I really love the movie, have seen it many times. It's one of those movies that I can't pass up when I'm channel surfing and see it's on. My hubby would really like your version-it about sums it up. Too funny!
     
  8. AhBee01

    AhBee01 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 7, 2007
    yo. ohio
    It was a really good movie, but I agree very long! Good music too! I have seen in only 3 times maybe though!
     
  9. TriciaHowe

    TriciaHowe Mother Hen

    Nov 11, 2008
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  10. xxSonja

    xxSonja Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] Awesome! lol
     

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