This is sooo off-topic (not Natural or a chicken), but everyone with a patient (to a point) spouse will get it.
My dear friend brought us presents this morning, and one of them was a teeny little toy chick, that when pressed "peeps". She pressed it and I busted out laughing, and said "awww how cute!".
My husband came running in from another room, with a major look on his face, yelling "Oh Amber you did not bring her ANOTHER chicken!!!".
The look on his face was priceless.
She said, "yeah, I did, but this one doesn't need to be fed...and doesn't even poo!"
We had such a laugh.
Hope everyone's Christmas has been merry!