O.K....one quick fruit cake story (guess it's related to chickens if eggs are used in the recipe?) My sis in law is a school teacher and every year one student or another would give her a fruit cake for Christmas. We laughed about it...so she took one and re-gifted it to my son one year. He left it in the original wrapping paper, changed the tag and gave it back to her the next year...and of course he got it back the following year...this went on for about five years...and then the fruitcake disappeared. We've always wondered what happened to it. It's probably petrified by now.