The Old Folks Home

Oh my. The trials and tribulations of children! Never had any of my own, but I have a husband who regularly regresses in age. I realize now why my parents enjoyed cocktail hour so much! We have grandkids (his daughter's), but rare is the visits as they're rather on the unruly side and we cannot take the attitudes and manipulations.

We're just plain ol' antenna TV here -- cut the cable cord eons ago -- with the addition of streaming Netflix and Prime. In the Time Before Covid we were Redbox DVD addicts. But, truth be told, we're so busy during the day with yard work and whatnot that by the time after-dinner TV viewing comes around DH & I both know we'll not stay awake too long.

Been busy in the yard planting and constructing! Hubby grew four hops tubers last year that nicely climbed up poles. He mulched them for overwintering. They have sprouted in a monstrous proliferation...whereas we had maybe 5 vines per tuber, it's now easily 40. His project yesterday was putting together a 8-foot high trellis arch. Once filled in it'll be a huge wall of greenery.

A friend had a surplus of tomato plants as our growers market got curtailed, so I put in an assortment of plants and constructed some automatic watering trenches for them...then had to fight some varmint that nipped a goodly portion of them off at the stalk and left nary a trace. Talked to the neighbor and she has a family of squirrels that have taken up residence under her porch, much to her dismay. She didn't want to pay for the exterminator who traps at a price per critter. So I set up my Squirrelinator, wrapped the remaining plants in chicken wire, and gave her some Gopher Gas bombs in case she wanted to handle it on her end. Went out to the veggie compound this morning and nothing in the trap...in fact, all the bait nuts set out were still there! Somebody on a blog suggested that perhaps quail were to blame. I don't know about that as the tomato plants were 18" high and stalks were pencil thick.

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Alaskan, what number son was that?
Number 4.

He would get quiet... and then sneak off and "do something"

:barnie

He poured an entire container of glue down the stairs, he spray painted my bookcases, he drew with sharpie in my car, he picked the keys off of my laptop keyboard.
 
Number 4.

He would get quiet... and then sneak off and "do something"

:barnie

He poured an entire container of glue down the stairs, he spray painted my bookcases, he drew with sharpie in my car, he picked the keys off of my laptop keyboard.

Did he paint the car with green handprints or put nails under the tires of the car ? If so he sounds like my grandson - who is becoming a wonderful person. He just celebrated his four year 'anniversary' with his girlfriend - they are 17 years old. :he He's the youngest of my grandkids and the only one in a long term relationship. SMH We really love his girlfriend, but what are the chances ??????
 
Did he paint the car with green handprints or put nails under the tires of the car ? If so he sounds like my grandson - who is becoming a wonderful person. He just celebrated his four year 'anniversary' with his girlfriend - they are 17 years old. :he He's the youngest of my grandkids and the only one in a long term relationship. SMH We really love his girlfriend, but what are the chances ??????
One never knows how these very young relationships will go
 
One never knows how these very young relationships will go

These kids really LIKE one another. In the way that they interact they are like a pair of old souls. I have mentioned that if he messes this up I may have to kill him. Perhaps that will work. The second time he threw rocks at me I told him that I would kill him when I caught him. He never threw rocks at me again. Maybe ? :idunno
 
Good Morning Old folks Never had one either raised my Step daughter (daughter) had her since she was 2 . She is mine worst shut the cats foot in the door so it could not get out :idunno
yes it was a indoor only cat .. Took her to the folks place she was 4 would not eat bacon,
when she met pigs that where butchered.
 
Did he paint the car with green handprints or put nails under the tires of the car ?
I know the first never happened... the second might have.

There are initials carved into many house surfaces...

One child tried to make a fire in the toy room.... on the carpet....

There were some other fires near the fireplace..

At least half of the silverware ended up outside in the sandbox and chicken coops...

One kid lost a very expensive diamond ring... never found that

Bouncing marble took out the glass front of the range

They did try to dig to China, which was fine... but then they decided to make horizontal tunnels at the bottom, I nixed that... no collapsing tunnels killing my kids thank you...

Had one baby stick a paperclip into an outlet, tripped the fuse

Oh, that trouble maker kid 4 trimmed the hair from my fantabulous bull hide, for bird nests. (He thought the hair would grow back)

Kid 3 has a scar on his wrist, from when he locked plastic handcuffs on his wrist... didn't want to ask for help, and used a saw to saw them off...

I could go on... but I think the really "good stuff" I have blocked from memory.
 

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