She might bite your finger off!Can I have her!?
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- Thread starter Wisher1000
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Isn't she old for a turkey by now? Or do the mean ones stalk the earth forever?
Sure. It'll be expensive, though. You'd have to cross the border, then find a hotel room to quarantine for 14 days, then you're welcome to have her. I anticipate she'll Hell-Age like a terrible wine the next 14 days and be even more cross and ornery.
I feel bad, SGC. My blood letting hen decided 'never mind, false alarm' after leaving a trail of scabs and bloody wounds on my right hand for two weeks.
Maybe the evil demon left her and your turkey told it to 'come on down!' to the dark side of the Force where they have cookies!
Maybe the evil demon left her and your turkey told it to 'come on down!' to the dark side of the Force where they have cookies!
I’ll wear protective gear!!Sounds like a plan!!
I wanna hatch some eggs and none of my birds are broody
Though of course I can’t really hatch them anyway cause my rooster hasn’t started mating yet lol
'MIGHT' bite her finger off?.....Ron, Ron Ron. silly man...that turkey WILL bite your finger off or die trying!
Too funny!
Guess I better up my protective gear then!!!
I’m thinking something like these.
This outta work right!? If it works for these flying balls of fur, teeth, and muscle, and million mile an hour hockey pucks, it outta work for one crazy turkey, right!?
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